I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.
Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.
YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.
I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!
Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!
HL
Dear Healthy, Well I keep a messy house so you will always have something to fill your time . I also cook very well so you can take a break if you want to . I also have a full set of inch and metric tools so maintenance is no problem . I don't know how serious your offer is but we can talk . As for your Caddy, you probably won't need it, I have too many vehicles as it is . Now as for paying to relocate , we will search the net for the lowest fair . I might be a " Good Ole Boy " but I'm no Oakie . And last but not least, I'm old so it won't be hard to chase me down if you have to . Boy wouldn't it be a shame if this turned out to be the best offer you get . . . . . . Merry Christmas . . :christmas anyway_cool:
HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
DBguy: Would I have to eat healthy organic food
Merry Christmas
You have the FREEDOM to do what you want to your body. But if you want to eat my cooking, there won't be any fried foods so you will have to cook them for yourself.
Merry Christmas!
HL
I will return later... got to go shop for my trip!
Well according to your profile I'm just 3 years to young for you. But It's a shorter drive and I might be able to afford the gas for the lead sled of a caddy after the new year starts. I rarely eat fried anymore and well lot's of venison.
HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
Hunter_of_Food: Well according to your profile I'm just 3 years to young for you. But It's a shorter drive and I might be able to afford the gas for the lead sled of a caddy after the new year starts. I rarely eat fried anymore and well lot's of venison.
Merry Christmas.
Your offer would probably be a trap. You know we don't see things eye to eye politically. A house divided will not stand!
Appreciate the offer anyway, but if I take off in that direction, I may stop in for a plate of that Venison enroute!
I've tent on the side of the road, your welcome to share it and if you like i can send you an invitation to buy a ticket, leave the Cadillac, you wont need a gas-gobbler as we would live in the mountains and walking is good for. Oh well did offer
HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
robplum: I've tent on the side of the road, your welcome to share it and if you like i can send you an invitation to buy a ticket, leave the Cadillac, you wont need a gas-gobbler as we would live in the mountains and walking is good for. Oh well did offer
Yes, walking is good. Forget the Caddy... What about my Horse? He would love to walk in the mountains!
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I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.
Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.
YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.
I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!
Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!
HL