Who Wants ME? ( Archived) (54)

Dec 24, 2011 2:05 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
FREE to Good home!

I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.

Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.

YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.

I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!

Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!

HL lips
dancingsanta
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Dec 24, 2011 2:09 PM CST Who Wants ME?
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
But are you paper trained? confused


Merry Christmas HL santa waving gift kiss teddybear
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Dec 24, 2011 2:14 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Ur_Knight: But are you paper trained? Merry Christmas HL


Of course I am.
I can type 70 wpm!!
I will bring all 3 of my computers and a printer with me!

Merry Christmas My_Knight!

HL hug heart beating lips teddybear
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Dec 24, 2011 2:16 PM CST Who Wants ME?
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
May suggest a friend of mine to you??? Emir of Qatar.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Merry Christmas to youteddybear handshake cheers
HealthyLiving: FREE to Good home!

I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.

Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.

YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.

I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!

Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!

HL
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Dec 24, 2011 2:22 PM CST Who Wants ME?
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
HealthyLiving: FREE to Good home!

I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.

Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.

YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.

I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!

Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!

HL


rolling on the floor laughing

Nice one, HL. laugh

Nadoleg Llawen (Merry Christmas in Welsh). wave
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Dec 24, 2011 2:29 PM CST Who Wants ME?
DBguy
DBguyDBguyDaytona Beach, Florida USA8 Threads 349 Posts
HealthyLiving: FREE to Good home!

I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.

Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.

YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.

I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!

Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!

HL
Would I have to eat healthy organic food dunno

Merry Christmas santa waving
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Dec 24, 2011 2:54 PM CST Who Wants ME?
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
HealthyLiving: FREE to Good home!

I keep a clean house and am a fantastic cook and I am low maintenance.

Serious and Best Offer will be accepted.

YOU must pay to relocate me. I have a Cadillac but will need gas.

I am tired of these Oakies. Please, NO Oakies!!

Thank you for your consideration and Merry Christmas!

HL
Dear Healthy, Well I keep a messy house so you will always have something to fill your time . I also cook very well so you can take a break if you want to . I also have a full set of inch and metric tools so maintenance is no problem . I don't know how serious your offer is but we can talk . As for your Caddy, you probably won't need it, I have too many vehicles as it is . Now as for paying to relocate , we will search the net for the lowest fair . I might be a " Good Ole Boy " but I'm no Oakie . And last but not least, I'm old so it won't be hard to chase me down if you have to . Boy wouldn't it be a shame if this turned out to be the best offer you get . . . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing . . . Merry Christmas . . santa waving snowman2 dancingsanta christmas happy :christmas anyway_cool:
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Dec 24, 2011 2:56 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
DBguy: Would I have to eat healthy organic food

Merry Christmas



You have the FREEDOM to do what you want to your body.
But if you want to eat my cooking, there won't be any fried foods so you will have to cook them for yourself.

Merry Christmas!

HLdancingsanta

I will return later... got to go shop for my trip!shimmy gift
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Dec 24, 2011 3:40 PM CST Who Wants ME?
Hunter_of_Food
Hunter_of_FoodHunter_of_FoodLynchburg, Tennessee USA2 Threads 126 Posts
Well according to your profile I'm just 3 years to young for you. But It's a shorter drive and I might be able to afford the gas for the lead sled of a caddy after the new year starts. I rarely eat fried anymore and well lot's of venison.

Merry Christmas.
cheers bouquet rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 24, 2011 5:30 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Hunter_of_Food: Well according to your profile I'm just 3 years to young for you. But It's a shorter drive and I might be able to afford the gas for the lead sled of a caddy after the new year starts. I rarely eat fried anymore and well lot's of venison.

Merry Christmas.



Your offer would probably be a trap.
You know we don't see things eye to eye politically.
A house divided will not stand!

Appreciate the offer anyway, but if I take off in that direction, I may stop in for a plate of that Venison enroute!

Merry Christmas to you!
HLdancingsanta
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Dec 24, 2011 5:32 PM CST Who Wants ME?
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me - from Budokan DVD

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 2012 with Music from Abba

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teddybear teddybear teddybear
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Dec 24, 2011 5:47 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
johnaustin123: Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me - from Budokan DVD

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 2012 with Music from Abba

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Are you playing DJ johnaustin or are you placing your bid?
Please Clarify.

HLconfused
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Dec 24, 2011 5:52 PM CST Who Wants ME?
Hunter_of_Food
Hunter_of_FoodHunter_of_FoodLynchburg, Tennessee USA2 Threads 126 Posts
HealthyLiving: Are you playing DJ johnaustin or are you placing your bid?
Please Clarify.

HL


Think he's more interested in music. dunno help rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 24, 2011 6:16 PM CST Who Wants ME?
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
HealthyLiving: Are you playing DJ johnaustin or are you placing your bid?
Please Clarify.

HL


Who wants me? I want you to love me.

bouquet bouquet bouquet
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Dec 24, 2011 6:23 PM CST Who Wants ME?
Sister28
Sister28Sister28phnompenh, Cambodia1 Threads 436 Posts
johnaustin123: Who wants me? I want you to love me.


a good idea :-)))thumbs up grin bouquet
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Dec 24, 2011 6:25 PM CST Who Wants ME?
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
Sister28: a good idea :-)))


thumbs up sister!
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Dec 24, 2011 6:25 PM CST Who Wants ME?
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
op, my repy is positive. drop me a linebouquet
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Dec 24, 2011 6:28 PM CST Who Wants ME?
I've tent on the side of the road, your welcome to share it and if you like i can send you an invitation to buy a ticket, leave the Cadillac, you wont need a gas-gobbler as we would live in the mountains and walking is good for.
Oh well did offer rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 24, 2011 6:36 PM CST Who Wants ME?
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
robplum: I've tent on the side of the road, your welcome to share it and if you like i can send you an invitation to buy a ticket, leave the Cadillac, you wont need a gas-gobbler as we would live in the mountains and walking is good for.
Oh well did offer



Yes, walking is good. Forget the Caddy...
What about my Horse? He would love to walk in the mountains!thumbs up
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Dec 24, 2011 6:43 PM CST Who Wants ME?
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
In all honesty my friends, if you don’t have a true pic of yourself posted, the odds are against. I can help you or just read the instructions given to you in your profile.

Kid Rock - Picture ft. Sheryl Crow [Official Video]

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