Married to a scottish girl.. (9)
boomboom_ukglasgow, Central, Scotland UK51 Threads 3,257 PostsIF YOU MARRY AN SCOTTISH GIRL... Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees...
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I'll remember that boomboom
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Jeeeeeeeeesh,and i was going to ask you to marry me! 
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maybe I should put it in my profile....as a warning ...
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boomboom_uk: IF YOU MARRY AN SCOTTISH GIRL... Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees...
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Put your hands together for those lasses from Scotland.
BTW, Are you married, boomboom??
BTW, Are you married, boomboom??
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Hmmmm...making a note of it for future reference! 
Thanks for the heads up BoomBoom.
Thanks for the heads up BoomBoom.------ This thread is Archived ------
beware of those scots lassies thanks boomboomIn response to: IF YOU MARRY AN SCOTTISH GIRL... Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees...
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but i like a lasse that has some fight in her, he may have crossed a line when he asked her to mow the lawn and do laundry lol.
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