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nice one! 
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this is *so* stolen
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I'll frame it and put it on my desk.
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I asked my lawyer and he adviced me better and cheaper to use 28 muscles instead of 4 mentioned
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Nice one ....
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patmac: A Prayer For the Stressed.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on thursday,
and 5% on friday.
And help me to remember....
When i'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on thursday,
and 5% on friday.
And help me to remember....
When i'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
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patmac: A Prayer For the Stressed.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on thursday,
and 5% on friday.
And help me to remember....
When i'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on thursday,
and 5% on friday.
And help me to remember....
When i'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
I like this, it reminds me of a card that I gave to my Dad (goes to AA) and It said--Grant me the serenity to change the things I cannot accept
The corage to change the things I cannot accept
Accept the things I cannot change etc.
He got quite the luagh out of it because he knew I took a long time to find it. Great to see you Pat!
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on thursday,
and 5% on friday.
And help me to remember....
When i'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!