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Jewelry? Earrings, necklaces?
By the way, it’s not possible to strip a person naked after his hands are handcuffed – some shirt or jacket would remain. So your story isn’t true, is it?
By the way, it’s not possible to strip a person naked after his hands are handcuffed – some shirt or jacket would remain. So your story isn’t true, is it?
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Tulefel: Jewelry? Earrings, necklaces?
By the way, it’s not possible to strip a person naked after his hands are handcuffed – some shirt or jacket would remain. So your story isn’t true, is it?
By the way, it’s not possible to strip a person naked after his hands are handcuffed – some shirt or jacket would remain. So your story isn’t true, is it?
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Problem solved
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patmac: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Problem solved
Problem solved
Note to self: A brutal one…
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Tulefel: Note to self: A brutal one…
Only if you say pretty please
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A woman on the way home late at night through Golden Gate Park in San-Francisco, when she hears that someone following her.
She walks faster, then runs. Here pursuer starts to run too. She screams: “I have no money!”, throws at him her purse, then coat. But her pursuer persists.
(She wanted to hide behind a thick tree, but it already has other occupants),
But nonetheless, they end up running around a thick tree and the woman screams again, out of breath: “I have no money!”
The pursuer, out of breath him too, mumbles: “I’ll do it for free, ma’am! For free!”
She walks faster, then runs. Here pursuer starts to run too. She screams: “I have no money!”, throws at him her purse, then coat. But her pursuer persists.
(She wanted to hide behind a thick tree, but it already has other occupants),
But nonetheless, they end up running around a thick tree and the woman screams again, out of breath: “I have no money!”
The pursuer, out of breath him too, mumbles: “I’ll do it for free, ma’am! For free!”
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patmac: While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'
'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'
'No, would you like to give it a try?'
Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'.
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'
Holy Moly,Friday the Thirteenth!'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'
'No, would you like to give it a try?'
Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'.
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'
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Tulefel: A woman on the way home late at night through Golden Gate Park in San-Francisco, when she hears that someone following her.
She walks faster, then runs. Here pursuer starts to run too. She screams: “I have no money!”, throws at him her purse, then coat. But her pursuer persists.
(She wanted to hide behind a thick tree, but it already has other occupants),
But nonetheless, they end up running around a thick tree and the woman screams again, out of breath: “I have no money!”
The pursuer, out of breath him too, mumbles: “I’ll do it for free, ma’am! For free!”
She walks faster, then runs. Here pursuer starts to run too. She screams: “I have no money!”, throws at him her purse, then coat. But her pursuer persists.
(She wanted to hide behind a thick tree, but it already has other occupants),
But nonetheless, they end up running around a thick tree and the woman screams again, out of breath: “I have no money!”
The pursuer, out of breath him too, mumbles: “I’ll do it for free, ma’am! For free!”
She must have been a bit deaf, I could have sworn I said
"on the tree on the tree"
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Tulefel: Note to self: A brutal one…
I was thinking more a resourceful one.
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patmac: She must have been a bit deaf, I could have sworn I said
"on the tree on the tree"
"on the tree on the tree"
That Golden Gate Park sounds like a lively place
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single4ever: I was thinking more a resourceful one.
…and quite imaginative.
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Tulefel: …and quite imaginative.
Baron Munchhousen has nothing compared to me
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Rampant homophobia. Wacka wacka.
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'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'
'No, would you like to give it a try?'
Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'.
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'