THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP ( Archived) (71)

Feb 6, 2012 8:15 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"










Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
doh
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Feb 6, 2012 10:51 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
Irish Hunting trip, you say? wink
Hmm, been on many of those have you?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 6, 2012 10:59 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac: Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
laugh
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Feb 6, 2012 11:00 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Chevonne
ChevonneChevonnekilkenny, Kilkenny Ireland1 Posts
lol, are you sure they were irish?
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Feb 6, 2012 11:13 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Chevonne: lol, are you sure they were irish?
yes grin laugh
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Feb 6, 2012 11:14 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 6, 2012 11:42 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Irish Hunting trip, you say?
Hmm, been on many of those have you?


Plenty of targets...wink grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 11:48 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
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Feb 6, 2012 11:54 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Rocksmith
RocksmithRocksmithLoch Sport / Gippsland, Victoria Australia8 Threads 1 Polls 1,170 Posts
Nice one pat! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

Nothing like a good laugh with the morning cuppa!

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Feb 6, 2012 11:58 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
granuaile
granuailegranuaileDublin, Ireland369 Posts
Jock asked the bus conductor how much it would cost to travel into town. "80 pence" said the conductor.
Jock thought this was a bit steep so he decided to run after the bus for a few stops. "How much now?" he asked. "Still 80 pence".
Jock ran after the bus for another three stops and, panting, he asked "How much now?" The conductor replied "90 pence. You're running in the wrong direction!"laugh


The Scots have an infallible cure for sea-sickness. They lean over the side of the ship with a ten pence coin in their teeth."laugh
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Feb 6, 2012 12:31 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 6, 2012 1:17 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
granuaile
granuailegranuaileDublin, Ireland369 Posts
patmac: True some jocks are mean, but we leave the question of legitmacy in your care


Why. You are more qualified than me in that department.
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Feb 6, 2012 1:57 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
granuaile: Why. You are more qualified than me in that department.


So true, I am wholly Legitimatetip hat wine grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 2:08 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
granuaile
granuailegranuaileDublin, Ireland369 Posts
patmac: So true, I am wholly Legitimate


At least you got the spelling right this time.
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Feb 6, 2012 2:11 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
granuaile: At least you got the spelling right this time.



Must have been my wee Irish bitwink grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 3:09 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
granuaile
granuailegranuaileDublin, Ireland369 Posts
patmac: Must have been my wee Irish bit


People who make fun of others because of
their nationality are IMO just low life bigots.
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Feb 6, 2012 3:14 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
granuaile: People who make fun of others because of
their nationality are IMO just low life bigots.


Lass, you are deadly mistaken!
Your joke is pretty insulting, his joke is funny and we all love his jokes and the most of all - his Irish friends.
Wish you a lovely evening!irish
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Feb 6, 2012 3:19 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
RoeDeVinna
RoeDeVinnaRoeDeVinnaDublin, Ireland27 Threads 9 Polls 913 Posts
Aswina: Lass, you are deadly mistaken!
Your joke is pretty insulting, his joke is funny and we all love his jokes and the most of all - his Irish friends.
Wish you a lovely evening!



how was her joke insulting??
she is irish and obviously found his joke insulting..

I am irish and it doesnt bother me either way..
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Feb 6, 2012 3:20 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
granuaile: People who make fun of others because of
their nationality are IMO just low life bigots.


People who have sense of humour failures and do not read all the posts are in fact TAKING offense where none is intended.


Read back I even joke about JOCKS....

I never try to give offense read my posts, read my jokes,

Try reading the banter I have with folk on here.

Especially Nuliii she and I swap all sorts of jokes and she as I do cracks Irish and Scottish jokes.

I tell jokes about all sorts of things and fully include the whole world.

Bigots never do that.

I suggest you lighten up.

And read the posts as they are intended

grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 3:20 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
Aswina: Lass, you are deadly mistaken!
Your joke is pretty insulting, his joke is funny and we all love his jokes and the most of all - his Irish friends.
Wish you a lovely evening!
"Jokes"?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........wake me up when the fun begins.....
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