THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP ( Archived) (71)

Feb 6, 2012 7:01 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Urbuddy
UrbuddyUrbuddyYellow Brick Rd , Larganville, Mayo Ireland94 Threads 4 Polls 2,441 Posts
patmac: Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That's just priceless









@ Chevonne Welcome back handshake
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Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
Well, this thread turned out to be quite entertaining and I didn't think it would, starting with a run of the mill jokelaugh Sometimes the reactions are even funnier than the joke

But I can't hang around any longer, gotta get some sleep!
Goodnight everyone!wave rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
AtwoZ: THAT was a JOKE!!!!


O please...Your secret nic-name here is Agendaboy ...Pot calling the kettle black anyone? grin
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Feb 6, 2012 7:04 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Well, this thread turned out to be quite entertaining and I didn't think it would, starting with a run of the mill joke Sometimes the reactions are even funnier than the joke

But I can't hang around any longer, gotta get some sleep!
Goodnight everyone!


Sweet dreams Sunny yawn sleep teddybear
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Feb 6, 2012 7:05 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
AtwoZ
AtwoZAtwoZunknown, Halland Sweden199 Threads 1,699 Posts
venusenvy: O please...Your secret nic-name here is Agendaboy ...Pot calling the kettle black anyone?
"Boy"?Thank´s!!!Means I´m young,or look young....Great!!!
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Feb 6, 2012 7:10 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Gosh wheres Nuliii and Boom when you need them sigh

( for those of you not aquainted, they are a couple of Irish lasses that tell the most outrageous jokes!!!)
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Feb 6, 2012 7:13 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Well, this thread turned out to be quite entertaining and I didn't think it would, starting with a run of the mill joke Sometimes the reactions are even funnier than the joke

But I can't hang around any longer, gotta get some sleep!
Goodnight everyone!



Night,

A t a recent United Nations emergency assembly thousands of delegates gathered from all over the world.

Sadly the Secretary General was delayed.....

So thousands of delegates stood around wondering why they had been summoned....

Bored the Israeli delagate called out does anyone know a decent joke..??


Well said the Irish delegate, there was this lad from Kerry....


Will that do for a Kerry joke Sunny?



grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 7:17 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
venusenvy: Gosh wheres Nuliii and Boom when you need them

( for those of you not aquainted, they are a couple of Irish lasses that tell the most outrageous jokes!!!)



VVVVVVVVVVVVV Boom is a Scot from Glasgow, just like me ....Nuliii is a Dublin lass who has a really wicked sense of humour and we do share all sorts of jokes....

Then we do publish our photos .....Curious, but I might be biased against folk who don't grin cheers
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Feb 6, 2012 7:46 PM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
rider4u
rider4urider4uDunchurch, Ontario Canada8 Threads 1,361 Posts
Seems like you've misplaced your sense of humour...we would all gladly chip in a wee bit of ours to get you started again.

comfort
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Feb 7, 2012 2:07 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
granuaile: Oh I am very real, and no I am not just stirring.

I am entitled to give my opinion just like you

and your little fan club. If you don't like it that's your problem.

It's an open forum for all. And I will not be bullied by you.


granuaile,
English is not my first language even not my second one. But my loved teachers of English Language ( 2 ladies from Ireland and England) taught me these expressions in English, which I use a lot;

I am sorry.
Sorry.
I apologise.
Excuse me.


I was told, that Britons and Irish people are one of the most polite in Europe.
I have already read many books of Irish, Scotish and English writers, and I love tea with milk and Scotish and Irish humour.

Should I change my opinions?

Thank you for your attention. And thanks, you know the Slovaks are in Europe.
I wish you a lovely day.

bouquet
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Feb 7, 2012 5:40 AM CST THE IRISH HUNTING TRIP
patmac: Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
as good a position as any!laugh
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