Sunday and Bored...... (26)
Is there a town called Stevenson in Scotland?
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michael63ca: Is there a town called Stevenson in Scotland?
Yep on the Clyde coast....
Now how about this happy bunch
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How about the lovely....Chicken Dance???
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haha! Call me crazy, but I've always liked that song!
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Or a it of Rock a Billy
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michael63ca: haha! Call me crazy, but I've always liked that song!
It is so silly, but you just have to do it. Right?
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Not the right season, but... may be entertaining
A Scottish man was driving in the country-side and saw a loch. He knew that the loch had a bad reputation among the locals, but the day was very hot, the road dusty, the man sweaty and what the locals can know, by the way, those illiterate peasants. So the man parked near the loch and went for a swim.
He swam and swam and swam, enjoying and chilling in this clear wonderful water for a long while. Nothing happened.
And then, when he was already on his way out of water, some strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked:
“Plus two or minus two?!”
The man didn’t know what it was about, but said by default:
“Plus two.”
The very moment as he said those words, the hand let him go, and he went out of water.
When on the beach, he suddenly got aware of that it felt somehow strange in his shorts. He looked, and… well, there were four balls now instead of the usual two. After first confusion, he thought:
“I’ll go into water once again, and when the voice would ask: ’Plus two or minus two?’, I’ll say: ‘Minus two,’ and this lill’ inconvenience would disappear.”
Said and done. The man went back into the loch, and swam and swam and swam and nothing happened. Then, when he got tired and was on his way out of water, a strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked him:
“Plus four or minus four?!”
may be entertaining A Scottish man was driving in the country-side and saw a loch. He knew that the loch had a bad reputation among the locals, but the day was very hot, the road dusty, the man sweaty and what the locals can know, by the way, those illiterate peasants. So the man parked near the loch and went for a swim.
He swam and swam and swam, enjoying and chilling in this clear wonderful water for a long while. Nothing happened.
And then, when he was already on his way out of water, some strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked:
“Plus two or minus two?!”
The man didn’t know what it was about, but said by default:
“Plus two.”
The very moment as he said those words, the hand let him go, and he went out of water.
When on the beach, he suddenly got aware of that it felt somehow strange in his shorts. He looked, and… well, there were four balls now instead of the usual two. After first confusion, he thought:
“I’ll go into water once again, and when the voice would ask: ’Plus two or minus two?’, I’ll say: ‘Minus two,’ and this lill’ inconvenience would disappear.”
Said and done. The man went back into the loch, and swam and swam and swam and nothing happened. Then, when he got tired and was on his way out of water, a strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked him:
“Plus four or minus four?!”
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patmac: Just for fun post all the silly,crazy and mad dance crazes ....
Can it get worse than this
Can it get worse than this
Monday and i gotta go to work.
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Pat,
Yes, it can get worse... I remember this one.
Yes, it can get worse... I remember this one.
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YES... Munday and my birthday and Bored Lonly 
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59CDW: YES... Munday and my birthday and Bored Lonly
Ah well dance long to this
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patmac: Ah well dance long to this
forgot...this
LMAO...
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patmac: Ah well dance long to this
forgot...this
LMAO...
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Oh dear, I did that one, too.
Here is one of Garfield doing the birthday dance for 59.
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Tulefel: Not the right season, but... may be entertaining
A Scottish man was driving in the country-side and saw a loch. He knew that the loch had a bad reputation among the locals, but the day was very hot, the road dusty, the man sweaty and what the locals can know, by the way, those illiterate peasants. So the man parked near the loch and went for a swim.
He swam and swam and swam, enjoying and chilling in this clear wonderful water for a long while. Nothing happened.
And then, when he was already on his way out of water, some strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked:
“Plus two or minus two?!”
The man didn’t know what it was about, but said by default:
“Plus two.”
The very moment as he said those words, the hand let him go, and he went out of water.
When on the beach, he suddenly got aware of that it felt somehow strange in his shorts. He looked, and… well, there were four balls now instead of the usual two. After first confusion, he thought:
“I’ll go into water once again, and when the voice would ask: ’Plus two or minus two?’, I’ll say: ‘Minus two,’ and this lill’ inconvenience would disappear.”
Said and done. The man went back into the loch, and swam and swam and swam and nothing happened. Then, when he got tired and was on his way out of water, a strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked him:
“Plus four or minus four?!”
A Scottish man was driving in the country-side and saw a loch. He knew that the loch had a bad reputation among the locals, but the day was very hot, the road dusty, the man sweaty and what the locals can know, by the way, those illiterate peasants. So the man parked near the loch and went for a swim.
He swam and swam and swam, enjoying and chilling in this clear wonderful water for a long while. Nothing happened.
And then, when he was already on his way out of water, some strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked:
“Plus two or minus two?!”
The man didn’t know what it was about, but said by default:
“Plus two.”
The very moment as he said those words, the hand let him go, and he went out of water.
When on the beach, he suddenly got aware of that it felt somehow strange in his shorts. He looked, and… well, there were four balls now instead of the usual two. After first confusion, he thought:
“I’ll go into water once again, and when the voice would ask: ’Plus two or minus two?’, I’ll say: ‘Minus two,’ and this lill’ inconvenience would disappear.”
Said and done. The man went back into the loch, and swam and swam and swam and nothing happened. Then, when he got tired and was on his way out of water, a strong hand caught him by his balls and a loud voice from above asked him:
“Plus four or minus four?!”
can you say Miscalculation?
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How about the Monster Mash?
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CJSingsBlues: Oh dear, I did that one, too.
Here is one of Garfield doing the birthday dance for 59.
Here is one of Garfield doing the birthday dance for 59.
Can you shake your Tailfeather???
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