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Bet i could out drink you
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A guy to a beautiful friend of mine:
"You´re drop-dead gorgeous!"
My friend in reply:
"Then why are you still standing?"
All the people in the queue:
"You´re drop-dead gorgeous!"
My friend in reply:
"Then why are you still standing?"
All the people in the queue:
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
No, didn't work!
No, didn't work!
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Baby if we were squirrels, I would bust my left nut in your hole
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You´re like my big toe, I´m going to bang you on the coffee table
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You remind me of a milkshake I once had...
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LonelyLass456: You remind me of a milkshake I once had...
i dont get it? ....... must be something wrong with you.
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Some men in the very first message like to make poor excuse that;'he is a very busy man with work and life and doesn't have time to visit CS site and there for preferring exchange of private emails so he can send more pictures etc.
I really dislike dicitful, shifty, manipulative, pushy people. ..
or when some ask you stright away about your finencial status and if owning any property ?
I really dislike dicitful, shifty, manipulative, pushy people. ..
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truheart1941: I have a cam recording..of TOM....making love to a garden fence..(knot.hole)...two views....back/front...would you like me to send it to you....just to see what it,s all about....this film was sent to me by my cousin...who lives in Cyprus.....he found it funny.....I did,nt....because i knew that person......it was Tommy....... i found it rather tacky.....
Morning Pete, l would be very interested to know what wood it was made of(sounds like lonesome pine)and also the style of fence i.e interwoven, shiplap, l doubt it's trellis because the holes are too big.
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Baby, ya looks that good ya stands like a man.
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yubba: Morning Pete, l would be very interested to know what wood it was made of(sounds like lonesome pine)and also the style of fence i.e interwoven, shiplap, l doubt it's trellis because the holes are too big.
morning yubba.....i was cyprus pine....stright cut.,,,with small holes drilled init.....design.
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yubba: Morning Pete, l would be very interested to know what wood it was made of(sounds like lonesome pine)and also the style of fence i.e interwoven, shiplap, l doubt it's trellis because the holes are too big.
Brilliant ! 
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Bet it was softwood after the splinters.....
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fifitrixibelle: Bet it was softwood after the splinters.....
.As a woman you would not know but a splinter or two is not so much of a problem as long as they are not the really jagged kind, at times it can add a little excitement, the most important thing to check for first is sawdust because having that in your only eye may bring tears to your other two.
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yubba: .
As a woman you would not know but a splinter or two is not so much of a problem as long as they are not the really jagged kind, at times it can add a little excitement, the most important thing to check for first is sawdust because having that in your only eye may bring tears to your other two.
yes I have heard some guys are into pain, cheesegraters and all that stuff As a woman you would not know but a splinter or two is not so much of a problem as long as they are not the really jagged kind, at times it can add a little excitement, the most important thing to check for first is sawdust because having that in your only eye may bring tears to your other two.
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I got this one recently:
Let's skip the 1st date, and the first real date, and go straight to the next one
Let's skip the 1st date, and the first real date, and go straight to the next one
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mollybaby: I got this one recently:
Let's skip the 1st date, and the first real date, and go straight to the next one
Let's skip the 1st date, and the first real date, and go straight to the next one
Is your name Lucy Lastic, cause your knickers are around your ankles
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