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That's a very funny story Monte. RFLMAO
montemonte: A friend of mine was fretting that she didn't take something out of the freezer in time for it to thaw so she could cook it for dinner.
I told her to put it in the microwave.
She waited and waited for it to thaw but when it didn't she took it out of the microwave and cooked it longer then necessary so she could make dinner.
When she told me that it didn't defrost when she put it in the microwave I asked her what setting she put it on.
She said she didn't put it on any setting. She just put it in the microwave cause that's what I told her to do..
True story.
I told her to put it in the microwave.
She waited and waited for it to thaw but when it didn't she took it out of the microwave and cooked it longer then necessary so she could make dinner.
When she told me that it didn't defrost when she put it in the microwave I asked her what setting she put it on.
She said she didn't put it on any setting. She just put it in the microwave cause that's what I told her to do..
True story.
That's a very funny story Monte. RFLMAO
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I had a spat with the boyfriend. We decided to go on a fishing and picnic date. I am not one to touch a worm or any other wiggly crawly insect so when it comes to baiting the hook, that is something he has to do for me and that he knows.
Anyway, prior to going I spent 2 hrs preparing a very tasty nutritious picnic of a good variety and large amts of food for him. While I was preparing the food, he goes to the bait shop and picks up the fish bait. He buys worms and maggots and when he got back to my house, he proceeds to put them in my refrigerator with all my food. I about "died" when I saw them and quickly got them out of there, put them outside on an ice pack and was pretty darn mad. I can only think of what would have occurred if the lid happened to come off. My refrigerator was stocked with all kinds of health foods, veggies, grains, milk, eggs, tunafish salad, fresh juices, yogurt and more.
If that wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury, we get to the fishing location and he brought 3 fishing rods and brought a chair for me. I carried down a rod and the "bait" (yuckie) and he carries down one other rod and his tackle and never brings the chair. He proceeds to bait his hook and cast the line repeatedly and start fishing. I stood 3 feet away watching him for nearly 15 mins and he never bothered to bait me a hook but said a few words about the fish that were biting. I finally went up and got the chair and brought it down. I sat for another 45 mins and even watched as he then moved about 75 feet away and baited and fished off a pier with the other rod, not saying anything. Thought he was walking over to the trash can nearby. In disgust, I packed up the chair and walked the 2 miles home in the heat and became dehydrated and was weak and shaky.
15 minutes after I got home, he pulled into the driveway very upset thinking I was kidnapped and put my keys, purse and cell phone on the porch as it had been locked in the truck at the fishing site. It was obvious he had not looked up from fishing probably until he was hungry enough and then realized I was gone.
The excuse is, "I'm sorry, it was a "guy thing". It is extremely rare for me to ever get mad but this time, I sure did and I did say something then. The "woman thing" I then did was first lock him out, then took a cool shower, got a bite to eat while he sat on the porch in the heat...and then after an hour finally put his belongings on the back steps and sent him packing home. He is in the "doghouse" as of now. These incidents will take me quite awhile to get over as the sting is still very fresh. I am no "pushover" for any guy. True story!!
Anyway, prior to going I spent 2 hrs preparing a very tasty nutritious picnic of a good variety and large amts of food for him. While I was preparing the food, he goes to the bait shop and picks up the fish bait. He buys worms and maggots and when he got back to my house, he proceeds to put them in my refrigerator with all my food. I about "died" when I saw them and quickly got them out of there, put them outside on an ice pack and was pretty darn mad. I can only think of what would have occurred if the lid happened to come off. My refrigerator was stocked with all kinds of health foods, veggies, grains, milk, eggs, tunafish salad, fresh juices, yogurt and more.
If that wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury, we get to the fishing location and he brought 3 fishing rods and brought a chair for me. I carried down a rod and the "bait" (yuckie) and he carries down one other rod and his tackle and never brings the chair. He proceeds to bait his hook and cast the line repeatedly and start fishing. I stood 3 feet away watching him for nearly 15 mins and he never bothered to bait me a hook but said a few words about the fish that were biting. I finally went up and got the chair and brought it down. I sat for another 45 mins and even watched as he then moved about 75 feet away and baited and fished off a pier with the other rod, not saying anything. Thought he was walking over to the trash can nearby. In disgust, I packed up the chair and walked the 2 miles home in the heat and became dehydrated and was weak and shaky.
15 minutes after I got home, he pulled into the driveway very upset thinking I was kidnapped and put my keys, purse and cell phone on the porch as it had been locked in the truck at the fishing site. It was obvious he had not looked up from fishing probably until he was hungry enough and then realized I was gone.
The excuse is, "I'm sorry, it was a "guy thing". It is extremely rare for me to ever get mad but this time, I sure did and I did say something then. The "woman thing" I then did was first lock him out, then took a cool shower, got a bite to eat while he sat on the porch in the heat...and then after an hour finally put his belongings on the back steps and sent him packing home. He is in the "doghouse" as of now. These incidents will take me quite awhile to get over as the sting is still very fresh. I am no "pushover" for any guy. True story!!
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LILLYLADY: I had a spat with the boyfriend. We decided to go on a fishing and picnic date. I am not one to touch a worm or any other wiggly crawly insect so when it comes to baiting the hook, that is something he has to do for me and that he knows.
Anyway, prior to going I spent 2 hrs preparing a very tasty nutritious picnic of a good variety and large amts of food for him. While I was preparing the food, he goes to the bait shop and picks up the fish bait. He buys worms and maggots and when he got back to my house, he proceeds to put them in my refrigerator with all my food. I about "died" when I saw them and quickly got them out of there, put them outside on an ice pack and was pretty darn mad. I can only think of what would have occurred if the lid happened to come off. My refrigerator was stocked with all kinds of health foods, veggies, grains, milk, eggs, tunafish salad, fresh juices, yogurt and more.
If that wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury, we get to the fishing location and he brought 3 fishing rods and brought a chair for me. I carried down a rod and the "bait" (yuckie) and he carries down one other rod and his tackle and never brings the chair. He proceeds to bait his hook and cast the line repeatedly and start fishing. I stood 3 feet away watching him for nearly 15 mins and he never bothered to bait me a hook but said a few words about the fish that were biting. I finally went up and got the chair and brought it down. I sat for another 45 mins and even watched as he then moved about 75 feet away and baited and fished off a pier with the other rod, not saying anything. Thought he was walking over to the trash can nearby. In disgust, I packed up the chair and walked the 2 miles home in the heat and became dehydrated and was weak and shaky.
15 minutes after I got home, he pulled into the driveway very upset thinking I was kidnapped and put my keys, purse and cell phone on the porch as it had been locked in the truck at the fishing site. It was obvious he had not looked up from fishing probably until he was hungry enough and then realized I was gone.
The excuse is, "I'm sorry, it was a "guy thing". It is extremely rare for me to ever get mad but this time, I sure did and I did say something then. The "woman thing" I then did was first lock him out, then took a cool shower, got a bite to eat while he sat on the porch in the heat...and then after an hour finally put his belongings on the back steps and sent him packing home. He is in the "doghouse" as of now. These incidents will take me quite awhile to get over as the sting is still very fresh. I am no "pushover" for any guy. True story!!
Anyway, prior to going I spent 2 hrs preparing a very tasty nutritious picnic of a good variety and large amts of food for him. While I was preparing the food, he goes to the bait shop and picks up the fish bait. He buys worms and maggots and when he got back to my house, he proceeds to put them in my refrigerator with all my food. I about "died" when I saw them and quickly got them out of there, put them outside on an ice pack and was pretty darn mad. I can only think of what would have occurred if the lid happened to come off. My refrigerator was stocked with all kinds of health foods, veggies, grains, milk, eggs, tunafish salad, fresh juices, yogurt and more.
If that wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury, we get to the fishing location and he brought 3 fishing rods and brought a chair for me. I carried down a rod and the "bait" (yuckie) and he carries down one other rod and his tackle and never brings the chair. He proceeds to bait his hook and cast the line repeatedly and start fishing. I stood 3 feet away watching him for nearly 15 mins and he never bothered to bait me a hook but said a few words about the fish that were biting. I finally went up and got the chair and brought it down. I sat for another 45 mins and even watched as he then moved about 75 feet away and baited and fished off a pier with the other rod, not saying anything. Thought he was walking over to the trash can nearby. In disgust, I packed up the chair and walked the 2 miles home in the heat and became dehydrated and was weak and shaky.
15 minutes after I got home, he pulled into the driveway very upset thinking I was kidnapped and put my keys, purse and cell phone on the porch as it had been locked in the truck at the fishing site. It was obvious he had not looked up from fishing probably until he was hungry enough and then realized I was gone.
The excuse is, "I'm sorry, it was a "guy thing". It is extremely rare for me to ever get mad but this time, I sure did and I did say something then. The "woman thing" I then did was first lock him out, then took a cool shower, got a bite to eat while he sat on the porch in the heat...and then after an hour finally put his belongings on the back steps and sent him packing home. He is in the "doghouse" as of now. These incidents will take me quite awhile to get over as the sting is still very fresh. I am no "pushover" for any guy. True story!!
Expectations. What were yours? Seems as if you felt that you were not treated equitably for the time and effort required in putting together the food and refreshments. Would a thank you from him have made much difference? I don’t think it would’ve mattered much what he did or didn’t do. What’s really going on probably has nothing to do with your critique of the day’s events but rather your deep unsettling feeling in regards to who he really is, which has built up over time. Perhaps it’s time to consider your relationship in the danger zone and take stock of what it is you want from a partner and let him know instead of performing a disappearing act while out fishing with him.
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(getting back on track) Heres one I can prove. Im on vacation till september.
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(getting back on track) Heres one I can prove. Im on vacation till september.
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When I was little I kept telling my mom that after having a very loong walks in a parade I walked back home, but my mom kept saying that I passed out and it's my friends "carried" me home.
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I told her to put it in the microwave.
She waited and waited for it to thaw but when it didn't she took it out of the microwave and cooked it longer then necessary so she could make dinner.
When she told me that it didn't defrost when she put it in the microwave I asked her what setting she put it on.
She said she didn't put it on any setting. She just put it in the microwave cause that's what I told her to do..
True story.