That made me laugh!! Wish there was a basketball emoticon!! Too funny...but not if it really hit you! Have you ever been hit in the face by a basketball? It HURTS!!
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
I've never been hit in the face with a basketball. I have been hit in the face with something much harder though, the sidewalk. Fortunately I was unconscious at that moment and didn't feel a thing.
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