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Mar 29, 2012 1:12 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I

saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.'

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Mar 29, 2012 1:15 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
Singlelisious: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I

saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.'


this is the real joke! Can I copy paste it?
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Mar 29, 2012 1:16 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
Bonifay
BonifayBonifayDurban, South Africa1 Threads 8 Posts
Singlelisious: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I

saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.'

rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Mar 29, 2012 1:47 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
Singlelisious: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I

saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.'
Very good--thumbs up
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Mar 29, 2012 1:49 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
leif10: this is the real joke! Can I copy paste it?

Sure..
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Mar 29, 2012 2:01 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
Singlelisious: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I

saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;....... Go home! You're drunk.'
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Mar 29, 2012 4:52 PM CST The drunk and the Bikers
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