Failed Chat Up Lines. (12)
Open your legs baby and smile for me
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Some "acquaintance" going on to me about my legs and how much fun my then partner must have with me and how he (the aquiantance) wished he was him (my partner) 
FAIL!!!!!!!! Dude was married, I knew his wife and they both knew my partner!!!!
FAIL!!!!!!!! Dude was married, I knew his wife and they both knew my partner!!!!
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EagleWoman: Some "acquaintance" going on to me about my legs and how much fun my then partner must have with me and how he (the aquiantance) wished he was him (my partner)
FAIL!!!!!!!! Dude was married, I knew his wife and they both knew my partner!!!!
FAIL!!!!!!!! Dude was married, I knew his wife and they both knew my partner!!!!
He should have cut it short and just asked
Nice legs, what time do they open?
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patmac: Fun time folks .....Go on thnk of all the chat up lines that you have failed with.
Or have heard go wrong ...
Some real stormers out there...
Maybe even some that folk used to impress you.some old favourites.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?Mind you this one failed
Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When You Fell From heaven?
Woman: Awww thanks.Man: No, I really mean did it hurt,
'cause your face is really messed up. Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.
Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!
he must have really done some buttering up!Or have heard go wrong ...
Some real stormers out there...
Maybe even some that folk used to impress you.some old favourites.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?Mind you this one failed
Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When You Fell From heaven?
Woman: Awww thanks.Man: No, I really mean did it hurt,
'cause your face is really messed up. Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.
Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!
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patmac: He should have cut it short and just asked Nice legs, what time do they open?
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Ah you don't mean that really.....I have seen our self anointed intelligent folk fail as well .....Try this cracker
Your appearance of overall health, fitness, and signals of post-adolescent maturity make you an excellent choice for mating. I am willing to preen myself for an equivalent psycho-biological ritualistic judgment on your behalf. Although I believe that the combination of our DNA would result in the improvement of our species, I am willing to attempt to prevent same through the use of a barrier device.
Now who does that remind me of ....
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patmac: Ah you don't mean that really.....I have seen our self anointed intelligent folk fail as well .....Try this crackerYour appearance of overall health, fitness, and signals of post-adolescent maturity make you an excellent choice for mating. I am willing to preen myself for an equivalent psycho-biological ritualistic judgment on your behalf. Although I believe that the combination of our DNA would result in the improvement of our species, I am willing to attempt to prevent same through the use of a barrier device.
Now who does that remind me of ....
Now who does that remind me of ....
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EagleWoman: Does the grant come with protective clothing?
Just the usual Head Guard and Cricket Box....
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I am at times impressed (well was back in the day) of original lines from a man who looks me in the eye saying whatever. I am into poetry so may be part of it . If it is a line and both the words and the mans demeaner show he is looking to look good to impress friends near by or is looking to get some play time in bed, I use a come back line depending what he said. I vote ok on pick up lines that are sincere and are used to cover a mans shyness. Been some years since I heard any.
. If it is a line and both the words and the mans demeaner show he is looking to look good to impress friends near by or is looking to get some play time in bed, I use a come back line depending what he said. I vote ok on pick up lines that are sincere and are used to cover a mans shyness. Been some years since I heard any.------ This thread is Archived ------
How would you like to get buried with my family? 
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Go on thnk of all the chat up lines that you have failed with.
Or have heard go wrong ...
Some real stormers out there...
Maybe even some that folk used to impress you.
some old favourites.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
Mind you this one failed
Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When You Fell From heaven?
Woman: Awww thanks.
Man: No, I really mean did it hurt,
'cause your face is really messed up.
Me and my mate went down the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.
Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!