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Apr 21, 2012 9:55 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
fhie86
fhie86fhie86manado, North Sulawesi Indonesia9 Threads 2 Polls 26 Posts
biggest lies from a guy’s mouth

1. Im not that type guy
2. I wont hurt U
3. Im sorry
4. It will never happen again
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Apr 21, 2012 10:01 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
you seem down on men...did u just have a nasty relationship end?
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Apr 21, 2012 10:10 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
We never lie about the size of our pride and joy ...and with how many Women we`ve slept with ...grin
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Apr 21, 2012 10:11 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
fhie86: biggest lies from a guy’s mouth

1. Im not that type guy
2. I wont hurt U
3. Im sorry
4. It will never happen again


You forgot #5..

5. "Trust me"

~JOHN~ cheers
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Apr 21, 2012 10:13 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
TheresMyFriend: You forgot #5..

5. "Trust me"

~JOHN~
grin Haven't seen you in a while!
What's up?cheers
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Apr 21, 2012 10:18 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
fhie86
fhie86fhie86manado, North Sulawesi Indonesia9 Threads 2 Polls 26 Posts
no like thatttt

a man ask me to be his girlfriend
i dont accept him
^_^
he dont know
his girlfriend is my friend

and he use same words to me and my friend
LOL
:P
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Apr 21, 2012 10:19 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
fhie86
fhie86fhie86manado, North Sulawesi Indonesia9 Threads 2 Polls 26 Posts
no like thatttt

a man ask me to be his girlfriend
i dont accept him
^_^
he dont know
his girlfriend is my friend

and he use same words to me and my friend
LOL
:P
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Apr 21, 2012 10:22 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Conrad73: Haven't seen you in a while!
What's up?


Hey there Conrad! Good morning to ya. I've been around, reading posts. Myself, "I've been keeping low in the weeds beside the road, waiting/watching for that Coyote-Road Runner! Damn, it's fast...can't throw my net fast enough...."rolling on the floor laughing

Hope your day is a good one, friend...

~JOHN~beer
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Apr 21, 2012 10:23 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
fhie86: no like thatttt

a man ask me to be his girlfriend
i dont accept him
^_^
he dont know
his girlfriend is my friend

and he use same words to me and my friend
LOL
:P
ok but all guys are not like that...alot are but so are some women...
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Apr 21, 2012 10:34 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
fhie86
fhie86fhie86manado, North Sulawesi Indonesia9 Threads 2 Polls 26 Posts
Boban1: We never lie about the size of our pride and joy ...and with how many Women we`ve slept with ...


i dont care about the size or how many woman slept with
:P
sorry
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Apr 21, 2012 11:45 AM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
"This won't hurt, I promise". wow
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Apr 21, 2012 12:10 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
I promise I won't... (wait, is this a PG rated thread?) confused
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Apr 21, 2012 12:17 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Ur_Knight: I promise I won't... (wait, is this a PG rated thread?)


Go on mate, you can spit it out .........laugh


It's not you love, it must be the cut of those trousers ..... giggle
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Apr 21, 2012 12:38 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Chewbacca
ChewbaccaChewbaccaunknown, Xlokk Malta2 Threads 41 Posts
And the biggest lie of all - I love you
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Apr 21, 2012 1:08 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
gleneagle
gleneaglegleneagleNew York City, New York USA36 Threads 3 Polls 1,147 Posts
A lot of lies men tell women are to soothe the insecurities of the woman and to avoid a bollicking.
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Apr 21, 2012 1:16 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
EMORTAL4U
EMORTAL4UEMORTAL4Ubennington, New Hampshire USA59 Posts
we all lie...its part of being human,don't kid yourself,no one is honestprofessor everyone on this site lies...thats why we're all here.doh
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Apr 21, 2012 1:18 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Boban1: that came as shock ...


Hate to shock you again, but here is # 6:

You are the cleverest man I ever met…

grin
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Apr 21, 2012 1:23 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA106 Threads 11 Polls 2,689 Posts
This thread actually made me laugh.

Biggest lies I've heard lately:

I never lie
I love you
I'm not interested in your money

The "I'm not that type of guy" I also heard not so long ago laugh
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Apr 21, 2012 1:30 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Tulefel: Hate to shock you again, but here is # 6:

You are the cleverest man I ever met…

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 21, 2012 1:31 PM CST Biggest lies from a guy’s mouth
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Scubadiva: This thread actually made me laugh.

Biggest lies I've heard lately:

I never lie
I love you
I'm not interested in your money

The "I'm not that type of guy" I also heard not so long ago


But “I’m exactly thát type of guy” is even bigger lie.

laugh
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