Picture Time III (927)
desire69: JUST 4 A SMILE;::;
A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The Trick", and I could hardly control myself. BUT---when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident.
A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The Trick", and I could hardly control myself. BUT---when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident.
And then she took justice in her own hands...
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Biker's Kiss
A Biker's kiss A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says.While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide
?""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
A Biker's kiss A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says.While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide
?""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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desire69: Biker's Kiss
A Biker's kiss A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says.While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide
?""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
A Biker's kiss A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge, so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says.While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide
?""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
good one
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Um... 
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I couldn't post any picture.. except its address like the one above.. 
Could anybody please tell me how..
Could anybody please tell me how..
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myfisrt: I couldn't post any picture.. except its address like the one above..
Could anybody please tell me how..
Could anybody please tell me how..
certainly can myfisrt...
take the link that you posted and put it between *img* tags instead of *url*... like this...
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There ya go sweety
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myfisrt: Thank you so much, Sir!
woo woo!!! way to go missy
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I don`t get it, why did people post this picture in the funny section...
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Kitty Rules...
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desire69: I know this is so gross but have to admit its funny.
that *was* funny desire 
The difference between cats and dogs...
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A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The Trick", and I could hardly control myself. BUT---when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident.