Young ladies close your legs.... ( Archived) (35)

May 6, 2012 1:53 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
Young ladies close your legs
Or if you have to open them don't lay the golden eggs

Don't give him that child even when he begs
Please always use protection when he hammers the peg

So many single moms with 2 or 3 kids (not twins) younger than age five
Where is the dad and is he in prison and still alive

Even Bonnie did run off with Clyde
And Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to dive

I know your young turbo engine is hot and wants to drive
But first convince yourself that your man will stick around after the babies arrive

Young ladies please do not get pregnant just because the man whisper in your ears from 9 to 5
Otherwise it will be a few years before you get another man to join you in the bee hive!
professor
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May 6, 2012 2:06 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
Boy67
Boy67Boy67Cyprus, Limassol Cyprus379 Posts
potarick: Young ladies close your legs
Or if you have to open them don't lay the golden eggs

Don't give him that child even when he begs
Please always use protection when he hammers the peg

So many single moms with 2 or 3 kids (not twins) younger than age five
Where is the dad and is he in prison and still alive

Even Bonnie did run off with Clyde
And Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to dive

I know your young turbo engine is hot and wants to drive
But first convince yourself that your man will stick around after the babies arrive

Young ladies please do not get pregnant just because the man whisper in your ears from 9 to 5
Otherwise it will be a few years before you get another man to join you in the bee hive!
If they listen to you and close their legs then they will bend over and blame you for not telling them about it.
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May 6, 2012 2:07 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
potarick: Young ladies close your legs
Or if you have to open them don't lay the golden eggs

Don't give him that child even when he begs
Please always use protection when he hammers the peg

So many single moms with 2 or 3 kids (not twins) younger than age five
Where is the dad and is he in prison and still alive

Even Bonnie did run off with Clyde
And Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to dive

I know your young turbo engine is hot and wants to drive
But first convince yourself that your man will stick around after the babies arrive

Young ladies please do not get pregnant just because the man whisper in your ears from 9 to 5
Otherwise it will be a few years before you get another man to join you in the bee hive!


Well written thumbs up applause Mr poet laugh
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May 6, 2012 2:30 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
In your profile photo,you have them opendoh laugh laugh laugh
curly28: Well written Mr poet
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May 6, 2012 2:37 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
chris27292729: In your profile photo,you have them open


Yeah but I'm too old to have babies I'm a safe bet rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2012 2:42 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28: Yeah but I'm too old to have babies I'm a safe bet
Hi curly ,Beautiful Lawn ,I have a lawn as well and it is pretty too wave hug
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May 6, 2012 2:43 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
curly28: Yeah but I'm too old to have babies I'm a safe bet
older women dont swell dont tell and always grateful as hell....
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May 6, 2012 2:44 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
ali110: Hi curly ,Beautiful Lawn ,I have a lawn as well and it is pretty too


Thanks Ali wave
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May 6, 2012 2:44 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
ali110: Hi curly ,Beautiful Lawn ,I have a lawn as well and it is pretty too
nessas looking 4 u
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May 6, 2012 2:45 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
marss: older women dont swell dont tell and always grateful as hell....


Another poet doh laugh
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May 6, 2012 2:46 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss: nessas looking 4 u
Realy , where? love wave laugh
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May 6, 2012 2:46 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
"Safe bet",Hay, this is great,shall we have a date????blushing wink
curly28: Yeah but I'm too old to have babies I'm a safe bet
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May 6, 2012 2:46 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
curly28: Another poet
no it was mothers advice....
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May 6, 2012 2:50 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
ali110: Realy , where?
she was at interview topic....i think she really likes you.......
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May 6, 2012 2:50 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
chris27292729: "Safe bet",Hay, this is great,shall we have a date????


I'm shy blushing blushing wink
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May 6, 2012 2:52 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
marss: she was at interview topic....i think she really likes you.......
Thank u Mars ,u r telling me Good news today laugh laugh
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May 6, 2012 2:59 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
Shy??? in this modern world we live nowdays,where mostly women do the picking???? Oh, and don't reply with the usual ""old school theory"cheers
curly28: I'm shy
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May 6, 2012 3:41 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
Nessa7
Nessa7Nessa7Vulpine's Heart, Cork Ireland8 Threads 1 Polls 1,934 Posts
ali110: Thank u Mars ,u r telling me Good news today



Hey Ali ......


Hope you good ...









Ps: some people never give up .....
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May 6, 2012 3:51 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
Nessa7: Hey Ali ...... Hope you good ...
Ps: some people never give up .....
do u love me ? grin



hi nessa wave laugh
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May 6, 2012 3:56 AM CST Young ladies close your legs....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Some don't want no other man

They're up the duff and that's the plan

Claim, claim, claim as much as they can

The Welfare State will replace a man
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