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Or if you have to open them don't lay the golden eggs
Don't give him that child even when he begs
Please always use protection when he hammers the peg
So many single moms with 2 or 3 kids (not twins) younger than age five
Where is the dad and is he in prison and still alive
Even Bonnie did run off with Clyde
And Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to dive
I know your young turbo engine is hot and wants to drive
But first convince yourself that your man will stick around after the babies arrive
Young ladies please do not get pregnant just because the man whisper in your ears from 9 to 5
Otherwise it will be a few years before you get another man to join you in the bee hive!