BUS TRIP ( Archived) (2)

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he reportEd the man to the police and had him arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself for harrassing a heavily pregnant woman.

The man replied:
"Well, your honour, it was like this - When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins Are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant ad' that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident!'....







I just lost it.

'CASE DISMISSED!!