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Jun 6, 2012 6:18 PM CST SLACKERS OUT
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you may like this.

A major steel company feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determind to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the COE noticed a man leaning against a wall... The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the man, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make £300 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the man £1200 in cash and said, "Here’s four weeks pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the COE looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that lay-about did here?"

From across the room a voice said,













"Pizza delivery man from Domino’s


grin cheers
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Jun 6, 2012 7:19 PM CST SLACKERS OUT
Good one! laugh
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Jun 10, 2012 1:27 PM CST SLACKERS OUT
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 10, 2012 1:38 PM CST SLACKERS OUT
laugh later they all went to play a game of golf

The only sport in which you shout "Fore", shoot five, and write three
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