SPEEDING (6)
patmac: Paddy was speeding in London and the Bobby got on his tail, Siren going and Blue light flashing, the faster the copper went so did Paddy. When Paddy ran out of Petrol the copper came up to his car."Do you know that you touched 120 mph. back there".?
He continues I am late going off my shift and fed up with paper work so if you can give me an answer why you were speeding that i have not heard before I will let you off. Bear in mind I have been in this job for 30 years and think I have heard them all. The Irishman thinks for a couple of minutes Well Officer I admit I was doing 120 at times, its like this, you see 3 months ago my wife left me for a Policeman and when I saw the Blue light flashing
I thought it was him trying to bring her back........
He continues I am late going off my shift and fed up with paper work so if you can give me an answer why you were speeding that i have not heard before I will let you off. Bear in mind I have been in this job for 30 years and think I have heard them all. The Irishman thinks for a couple of minutes Well Officer I admit I was doing 120 at times, its like this, you see 3 months ago my wife left me for a Policeman and when I saw the Blue light flashing
I thought it was him trying to bring her back........
Now THAT was funny!!! Loved it!!
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patmac: Paddy was speeding in London and the Bobby got on his tail, Siren going and Blue light flashing, the faster the copper went so did Paddy. When Paddy ran out of Petrol the copper came up to his car."Do you know that you touched 120 mph. back there".?
He continues I am late going off my shift and fed up with paper work so if you can give me an answer why you were speeding that i have not heard before I will let you off. Bear in mind I have been in this job for 30 years and think I have heard them all. The Irishman thinks for a couple of minutes Well Officer I admit I was doing 120 at times, its like this, you see 3 months ago my wife left me for a Policeman and when I saw the Blue light flashing
I thought it was him trying to bring her back........
He continues I am late going off my shift and fed up with paper work so if you can give me an answer why you were speeding that i have not heard before I will let you off. Bear in mind I have been in this job for 30 years and think I have heard them all. The Irishman thinks for a couple of minutes Well Officer I admit I was doing 120 at times, its like this, you see 3 months ago my wife left me for a Policeman and when I saw the Blue light flashing
I thought it was him trying to bring her back........
My sympathies to both Paddy and the roguish cop who stole his wife.
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He continues I am late going off my shift and fed up with paper work so if you can give me an answer why you were speeding that i have not heard before I will let you off. Bear in mind I have been in this job for 30 years and think I have heard them all. The Irishman thinks for a couple of minutes Well Officer I admit I was doing 120 at times, its like this, you see 3 months ago my wife left me for a Policeman and when I saw the Blue light flashing
I thought it was him trying to bring her back........