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Jul 17, 2012 4:24 PM CST Short Jokes
velsix
velsixvelsixKilmorna, Kerry Ireland178 Threads 3 Polls 489 Posts
Son; 'Dad the kids in school keep making fun of me because I don't know what 'hand me downs' mean------
Dad replied---'son I was once in your shoes'----

cheers
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Feb 19, 2014 1:58 PM CST Short Jokes
When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep in until noon because I am a problem solver.....

laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing applause applause
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Feb 24, 2014 8:43 AM CST Short Jokes
shell1964
shell1964shell1964Marion county, Florida USA7 Threads 1,184 Posts
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something so small?"rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2014 8:56 AM CST Short Jokes
shell1964: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something so small?"
......confused confused blues blues rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2014 9:00 AM CST Short Jokes
truheart1941: ......


Was you the naked man Tru???grin uh oh uh oh
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Feb 24, 2014 9:00 AM CST Short Jokes
......@shell and the Elephant looked at the naked woman,,,and thought.....HOW,,,,does she breath.......giggle giggle
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Feb 24, 2014 9:05 AM CST Short Jokes
Singlelisious: Was you the naked man Tru???
...might have been/ might not.......but big enough to take your breath away.....professor laugh giggle giggle giggle wave
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Feb 24, 2014 9:06 AM CST Short Jokes
shell1964
shell1964shell1964Marion county, Florida USA7 Threads 1,184 Posts
truheart1941: ......@shell and the Elephant looked at the naked woman,,,and thought.....HOW,,,,does she breath.......
laugh confused laugh
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Feb 24, 2014 9:09 AM CST Short Jokes
shell1964
shell1964shell1964Marion county, Florida USA7 Threads 1,184 Posts
truheart1941: ...might have been/ might not.......but big enough to take your breath away.....
laugh that means the elephant was speechless? and ran awaylaugh
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Feb 24, 2014 9:12 AM CST Short Jokes
News on Pakistan TV :



"Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."








News on BBC :


"Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea

confused


grin
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Feb 24, 2014 9:21 AM CST Short Jokes
Nuliiiiiii: News on Pakistan TV :



"Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."


News on BBC : "Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea
before the bbc...newsflash.......how many Irish people belived it.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hi sweet ckeeks.......giggle giggle giggle
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Feb 24, 2014 9:25 AM CST Short Jokes
shell1964
shell1964shell1964Marion county, Florida USA7 Threads 1,184 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: News on Pakistan TV :



"Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Pakistani Satellite."


News on BBC : "Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea
rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2014 9:26 AM CST Short Jokes
truheart1941: before the bbc...newsflash.......how many Irish people belived it....... hi sweet ckeeks.......


Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa NO wait ahahahahahahahahahahaha NOT tongue tongue tongue

Hi smartarse

giggle giggle
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Feb 24, 2014 9:30 AM CST Short Jokes
Nuliiiiiii: Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa NO wait ahahahahahahahahahahaha NOT

Hi smartarse
..who luv.s yer baby......smitten giggle giggle giggle
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Feb 24, 2014 9:34 AM CST Short Jokes
truheart1941: ..who luv.s yer baby......
tongue grin
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Feb 26, 2014 5:35 PM CST Short Jokes
1raredoll
1raredoll1raredolltoronto, Ontario Canada11 Posts
Singlelisious: Please share with us your shortest joke.

Dear automatic flushing toilet,

I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I was not finished.


good one!!!!peace laugh laugh
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