Police joke in pakistan ( Archived) (32)

Jun 20, 2012 10:24 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
A question asked from different countries police that when a robbery happened after how long you comes to know about it and take an action against it.US UK and JAPAN police replied that after few minutes we comes to know about it and take an immediate action.Same question asked from pakistan police they replied that they comes to knows before it goes to happen. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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Jun 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Love1210
Love1210Love1210Karachi, Sindh Pakistan2 Threads 38 Posts
Good jocking bro how to find a richest gril frnd here
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Jun 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
Love1210: Good jocking bro how to find a richest gril frnd here
If i find i will get her firstlaugh Carry on your search try to find a good girl instead of richprofessor scold
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Jun 25, 2012 3:36 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Love1210
Love1210Love1210Karachi, Sindh Pakistan2 Threads 38 Posts
Jack68: If i find i will get her first Carry on your search try to find a good girl instead of rich
that is good i try
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Jun 25, 2012 3:44 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Jack68: A question asked from different countries police that when a robbery happened after how long you comes to know about it and take an action against it.US UK and JAPAN police replied that after few minutes we comes to know about it and take an immediate action.Same question asked from pakistan police they replied that they comes to knows before it goes to happen.
That was pretty funny.rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2012 3:49 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Jack68: A question asked from different countries police that when a robbery happened after how long you comes to know about it and take an action against it.US UK and JAPAN police replied that after few minutes we comes to know about it and take an immediate action.Same question asked from pakistan police they replied that they comes to knows before it goes to happen.


Yes!, they are very clever indeed, like a fortune teller type police work even. I think they try to do it in the usa but only on a tv..
my tv jok.
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Jun 25, 2012 3:50 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Nikogas: Yes!, they are very clever indeed, like a fortune teller type police work even. I think they try to do it in the usa but only on a tv..
my tv jok.
Hi Niko.hug
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Jun 25, 2012 3:57 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
lonelygal122: Hi Niko.


LG! hello, is your things happy?? hope it is very good there.
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Jun 25, 2012 4:00 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Nikogas: LG! hello, is your things happy?? hope it is very good there.
Very happy Niko.How are your goats?grin
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Jun 25, 2012 4:07 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
lonelygal122: Very happy Niko.How are your goats?


They are well, thank you for asking. Did I mention them earlier?? I guess I forgot..I did have some other pics with them but I took them down...they are amazing how much they eat. they have reduced a 50 x 50 area that was really getting overgrown with Briars, Morning Glory, Night Shade. many different varieties of weeds,,Grapes..Hawthorne tree..I just cant begin to convey all the things that they have eaten...it is amzing stories....and they have such a great personalities...omg,,,I must apologize for the thread hijack.. hijack Sory Jack.
Maybe I could make a Goat thread,,,lol.
I got them for no charge and they are very nice. What a deal.
;-}
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Jun 26, 2012 2:52 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
Nikogas: Yes!, they are very clever indeed, like a fortune teller type police work even. I think they try to do it in the usa but only on a tv..
my tv jok.
Here police has big bellies and they cant even run and catch a handicap criminalrolling on the floor laughing banana
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Jun 26, 2012 4:34 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Jack68: Here police has big bellies and they cant even run and catch a handicap criminal
I was chasing one of my goats,,,I found it is much easier to bribe then with the molasses hay or the cpob pellet mix. I wonder if it would work there as well?? jk. more of my crazy humour. but I did in fact get a pair of goats,,they are very clever though. Smarter than many Humans I think is possible.
They have a big bellies too....it sound so familiar!! laugh
doh
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Jun 26, 2012 4:42 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Nikogas: They are well, thank you for asking. Did I mention them earlier?? I guess I forgot..I did have some other pics with them but I took them down...they are amazing how much they eat. they have reduced a 50 x 50 area that was really getting overgrown with Briars, Morning Glory, Night Shade. many different varieties of weeds,,Grapes..Hawthorne tree..I just cant begin to convey all the things that they have eaten...it is amzing stories....and they have such a great personalities...omg,,,I must apologize for the thread hijack.. Sory Jack.
Maybe I could make a Goat thread,,,lol.
I got them for no charge and they are very nice. What a deal.
;-}
A goat thread sounds greay Niko.grin
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Jun 26, 2012 4:44 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
Nikogas: I was chasing one of my goats,,,I found it is much easier to bribe then with the molasses hay or the cpob pellet mix. I wonder if it would work there as well?? jk. more of my crazy humour. but I did in fact get a pair of goats,,they are very clever though. Smarter than many Humans I think is possible.
They have a big bellies too....it sound so familiar!!
Your pair of goat is better then the police here,they love to received bribery,they had set different rates for every crime.
Once my cousine was driving while he has taken alkhohol police man stopped him and said i want smell your mouth you look like taken drinks,my cousine replied him i also want to smell your mouth you also look like drunk to me.Police officer said go home and dont tell any body.laugh rolling on the floor laughing dancing dancing dancing
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Jun 26, 2012 4:45 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
lonelygal122: A goat thread sounds greay Niko.


Oh yes!!! You should for sure!! did I tell you I have some new Goats now. They are very smart..One is named Smartie and one is Frankie! I will post on your Goat thread for sure LG.
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Jun 26, 2012 4:46 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
lonelygal122: A goat thread sounds greay Niko.
Goat milk is good i use it every day try to get some milk from nikohandshake cheers
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Jun 26, 2012 4:48 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia8 Threads 4,567 Posts
Nikogas: Oh yes!!! You should for sure!! did I tell you I have some new Goats now. They are very smart..One is named Smartie and one is Frankie! I will post on your Goat thread for sure LG.
Smartie and Frankie.....very cute names.grin
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Jun 26, 2012 4:49 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Jack68: Your pair of goat is better then the police here,they love to received bribery,they had set different rates for every crime.
Once my cousine was driving while he has taken alkhohol police man stopped him and said i want smell your mouth you look like taken drinks,my cousine replied him i also want to smell your mouth you also look like drunk to me.Police officer said go home and dont tell any body.

Yes!! is it possible??? are they truly goats?? That is like a very interesting thing, I wonder how the Goats got into this position...they are very clever indeed. smelling the mouth,,very technical they are.
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Jun 26, 2012 4:50 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Jack68: Goat milk is good i use it every day try to get some milk from niko



Niko has no milk to give,,,but maybe if Smartie was breed,,then she would have milk I believe. Goat Milk.
conversing
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Jun 26, 2012 4:51 AM CST Police joke in pakistan
Jack68
Jack68Jack68faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan72 Threads 30 Polls 2,605 Posts
Nikogas: Oh yes!!! You should for sure!! did I tell you I have some new Goats now. They are very smart..One is named Smartie and one is Frankie! I will post on your Goat thread for sure LG.
You can make a thread about benfits of goat milk like its good for brain and good to keep the uric acid normal.Can you send me a pair of goat price should be c&f karachi portbanana
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