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Nov 12, 2006 4:01 PM CST Drunks
Katers1970
Katers1970Katers1970lonelyville, Indiana USA90 Threads 2,444 Posts
Sometimes You've Gotta Love Drunk People......


A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
morning!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"J ust some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o' clock in the morning and it is
pouring
out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down,
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him,
and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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Nov 12, 2006 4:06 PM CST Drunks
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
Another good one. Thanks.
Katlaugh
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Nov 12, 2006 4:06 PM CST Drunks
MichaelH
MichaelHMichaelHNowhere, Indiana USA24 Threads 620 Posts
laugh
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Nov 12, 2006 4:07 PM CST Drunks
boobo
boobobooboeaston, Pennsylvania USA2 Threads 16 Posts
nice.that was a good one .i needed that.
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Nov 12, 2006 4:08 PM CST Drunks
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK38 Threads 3,826 Posts
quality laugh
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Nov 12, 2006 4:09 PM CST Drunks
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 4:19 PM CST Drunks
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
ROFLrolling on the floor laughingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing nice one, just wot i needed after a long stressful day at work.beer
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Nov 12, 2006 4:53 PM CST Drunks
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 4:58 PM CST Drunks
keith_male
keith_malekeith_maleFraser Lake, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 370 Posts
Thank You! laugh grin
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Nov 12, 2006 5:07 PM CST Drunks
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Excellent. Love it. Thanks for sharing.rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 5:09 PM CST Drunks
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
yay rolling on the floor laughing cheering
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Nov 12, 2006 5:18 PM CST Drunks
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Excellent. Thank you rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 6:03 PM CST Drunks
etruch
etruchetruchcleveland, Ohio USA3 Posts
the drunk sure got himdoh
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Nov 12, 2006 6:14 PM CST Drunks
RainyKnight
RainyKnightRainyKnightPinola, Mississippi USA13 Threads 147 Posts
excellent joke..........i'm sewing, that was offensive to me...........i'm a drunk...............i am so mad now..................screw this, i'm going to the bar.....................j/k.......
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Nov 13, 2006 2:20 AM CST Drunks
Katers1970
Katers1970Katers1970lonelyville, Indiana USA90 Threads 2,444 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing LOL...sue me RK..i'll let you have my kids
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Nov 13, 2006 4:53 AM CST Drunks
Daniel4021
Daniel4021Daniel4021Somewhere, Tennessee USA157 Threads 8,986 Posts
laugh Good one honey... hug kiss
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Nov 13, 2006 11:40 AM CST Drunks
laugh
That was good!
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Nov 13, 2006 11:44 AM CST Drunks
mixxy
mixxymixxyrockdale, Texas USA3 Threads 229 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2006 11:46 AM CST Drunks
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK38 Threads 3,826 Posts
wave hi gor jus wink
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Nov 13, 2006 4:34 PM CST Drunks
Katers1970
Katers1970Katers1970lonelyville, Indiana USA90 Threads 2,444 Posts
Thank you sweetheart

Glad everyone enjoyed it.
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