how do you define a bogan? (31)

Jul 20, 2012 4:58 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
robplum: does your son know how they breed Gothbogan milkmaids
Why you need one to catch your Brown swiss cows in the morning
Jul 20, 2012 4:59 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
yeah
Jul 20, 2012 5:08 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
robplum: yeah
do you remember the thread you put your brown swiss cattle on as I just had a look back and could not find it , may not have much to do with cows on thread name ? son wants to see what brown swiss looks like Robo
Jul 20, 2012 5:15 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
some brown swiss photos on my web to

Jul 20, 2012 5:19 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
I put together a site for the following when i was in NZ, they probably still use an account of mine to host it

Jul 20, 2012 5:31 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
robplum: I put together a site for the following when i was in NZ, they probably still use an account of mine to host it

Sent link his place so he can have a gander when ee gets home ta Robo
Jul 20, 2012 10:21 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
could be abit more to this , not judging her or HNZ gotta be bogans
Jul 21, 2012 1:56 AM CST how do you define a bogan?
Nature123
Nature123Nature123Australia, Queensland Australia68 Threads 2 Polls 739 Posts
I define a bogan as

A backwater,usually small and tranquil

Sorry I carnt put people in a class as such
Jul 23, 2012 6:26 PM CST how do you define a bogan?
Soulangel51
Soulangel51Soulangel51Rye, Victoria Australia1 Posts
Classic, love it, you description is spot on...you forgot to mention avoid at all costs ...hahahaha...thanks for the laugh...
epirb: A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously

this stuff is damm funny
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these must be NZ ones , comment about west AKA westies
Jul 24, 2012 8:14 AM CST how do you define a bogan?
Martia
MartiaMartiabenalla, Victoria Australia141 Threads 1 Polls 2,888 Posts
rivame: ok that covers the majority of aussie males...

what are the rest called....



kidding guys ..sorry



Hi sweetheart good to see you back again hope everything is OK.hug teddybear
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