plainlyjune: ok, i guess i'll have to stuff my nose with perfumed cotton and won't opn m mouth
ah! i'll go to America and board a spacecraft
There is no need to commit suicide over a few farts! Before you try it, please allow me to inform you that, if you stuffed your nose with cotton and didn't open your mouth, you would be dead within minutes. I am a First Aider, that's why I know things like that.
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