You go out and get a big club, then you go hunt for a fellow thats looks good watch for a ring, and bonk him on the head, drag him home. when he comes to tell him you found him knocked out and took care of him. If he walks out the door, bonk him again and drop him in an alley.......try again....
Join a club like this and have fun with chit chatting with members before proceeding carefully to the dating part. Just joined myself and too busy having fun in the forums to get to the meeting part..although I must confess I have emailed/flowered 1 or 2.
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