What should I buy to my mother in (out)law for her next , 1036th, birthday ? (19)
Steevyv: I have already purchased her a half-dozen of brooms and several scales ( all broken ),some scarves so that she can hide the condition of her neck and mirror to see how fits her red wig I bought her.
Neither one parrot I bought her did not stay longer than two weeks. For some reason they flew away.
For this birthday I would realy like to make a pleasant surprise to her.
So, please help me.
how about a Raven?Neither one parrot I bought her did not stay longer than two weeks. For some reason they flew away.
For this birthday I would realy like to make a pleasant surprise to her.
So, please help me.
Conrad73: how about a Raven?
or a vulture. they are more patients
Ooohhh... Steevyv
..... I think you must be my long-lost son-in-law?!
What a sweet boy you have always been! Always buying me such lovely presents!
I am on my way ..... am so looking forward to seeing you again. I`ve made a very special drink for you, been brewing it for the last two years, in that big black cauldron you gave me for my birthday ten years ago........
Actually, the drink has been brewing for 10 years - with all your favourite things in it...... My dead Raven (that you accidentally killed when you sat on it) ...... those rats that you so kindly removed from the barn for me ...... Leaves from my Belladona plant (you remember how you loved to smoke the seeds from it?) .... and a few other ingredients that I know you are going to just love!
You will live forever once you begin to drink this potion! And if you are lucky, you will find a lovely new wifey who knows how to cook, just like ME!
Bye bye sweet boy, see you soon!
(my newest transport!)
..... I think you must be my long-lost son-in-law?!What a sweet boy you have always been! Always buying me such lovely presents!
I am on my way ..... am so looking forward to seeing you again. I`ve made a very special drink for you, been brewing it for the last two years, in that big black cauldron you gave me for my birthday ten years ago........
Actually, the drink has been brewing for 10 years - with all your favourite things in it...... My dead Raven (that you accidentally killed when you sat on it) ...... those rats that you so kindly removed from the barn for me ...... Leaves from my Belladona plant (you remember how you loved to smoke the seeds from it?) .... and a few other ingredients that I know you are going to just love!
You will live forever once you begin to drink this potion! And if you are lucky, you will find a lovely new wifey who knows how to cook, just like ME!
Bye bye sweet boy, see you soon!
(my newest transport!)GUZMAN1: or a vulture. they are more patients
Now WHY did you have to mention the Vulture?! That was supposed to be a surprise for Steevyv (the sweet boy). Well I guess he will enjoy to have Vulcan the Vulture - who is very well trained - he will provide Steevyv with lots of fresh meat, especially rats, for dinner every night.
smoky: Ooohhh... Steevyv ..... I think you must be my long-lost son-in-law?!
What a sweet boy you have always been! Always buying me such lovely presents!
I am on my way ..... am so looking forward to seeing you again. I`ve made a very special drink for you, been brewing it for the last two years, in that big black cauldron you gave me for my birthday ten years ago........
Actually, the drink has been brewing for 10 years - with all your favourite things in it...... My dead Raven (that you accidentally killed when you sat on it) ...... those rats that you so kindly removed from the barn for me ...... Leaves from my Belladona plant (you remember how you loved to smoke the seeds from it?) .... and a few other ingredients that I know you are going to just love!
You will live forever once you begin to drink this potion! And if you are lucky, you will find a lovely new wifey who knows how to cook, just like ME!
Bye bye sweet boy, see you soon!
(my newest transport!)
What a sweet boy you have always been! Always buying me such lovely presents!
I am on my way ..... am so looking forward to seeing you again. I`ve made a very special drink for you, been brewing it for the last two years, in that big black cauldron you gave me for my birthday ten years ago........
Actually, the drink has been brewing for 10 years - with all your favourite things in it...... My dead Raven (that you accidentally killed when you sat on it) ...... those rats that you so kindly removed from the barn for me ...... Leaves from my Belladona plant (you remember how you loved to smoke the seeds from it?) .... and a few other ingredients that I know you are going to just love!
You will live forever once you begin to drink this potion! And if you are lucky, you will find a lovely new wifey who knows how to cook, just like ME!
Bye bye sweet boy, see you soon!
(my newest transport!)
Dregs after your late soon in law ?
Save for the next one .
Or better, drink that by yourself.
Animals are, for understandable reasons, beyond question 'cause I do not want to have problems with Greens
that s easy ! Prepare a self !! cooked meal....with self picked mushrooms....!!....and u never have to bother thinking of another birthday present again....I suppose !!?!
Dolphin
dolphin64: that s easy ! Prepare a self !! cooked meal....with self picked mushrooms....!!....and u never have to bother thinking of another birthday present again....I suppose !!?!
Dolphin
Dolphin
Something tells me that you are mum in (out)law too.
And, I am expert for mushrooms. It wont work.
But thanks for good idea.
I can pick some mushrooms and give as a present to the beast.Steevyv: Animals are, for understandable reasons, beyond question 'cause I do not want to have problems with Greens
Aaahhh, now I know what your problem is Steevyv ..... you are a foreigner. And everyone knows foreigners are really strange people. 
Actually, I can`t understand one word of what you wrote.
dolphin64: that s easy ! Prepare a self !! cooked meal....with self picked mushrooms....!!....and u never have to bother thinking of another birthday present again....I suppose !!?!
Dolphin
are you proposing a Meal of Amanita Mushrooms?Dolphin
smoky: Aaahhh, now I know what your problem is Steevyv ..... you are a foreigner. And everyone knows foreigners are really strange people.
Actually, I can`t understand one word of what you wrote.
Actually, I can`t understand one word of what you wrote.
Yes, naturlich.
Du bist auch Schweiegermutter.
are you proposing a Meal of Amanita
NOOO. of course NOT.
NOOO. of course NOT.
some amanitas are hallucinogenic.
It could be a fun gift for the whole family
It could be a fun gift for the whole family
Conrad73: are you proposing a Meal of Amanita Mushrooms?
My dear friend, this year will be remembered for mushrooms. Never, never before I collected so many mushrooms as I did in the last few days.
All the boletus family!
Can you imagine: just today in two hours I accumulated , with two friends, five baskets of 20 liters.? And I am doeing so for several days.
I have them frozen, fullllllllll freezer.
I dry them in the windows and I, even, gifted my friends with them.
Of course, to my personal disaster, mother in ( out)law I will not give even not to smell them. She can only dream of their smells and watch their pictures in books..
Smoky & Dolphin are, mothers in (out) law to, so, girlssss....I am sorry.
as Halloweens coming soon, just thought you would buy her a beautiful tomb stone with a personal inscription from your heart of course, cheers .. 
How about a nice stake? (delivered with a quick sharp blow through the heart) and if that doesnt work make sure you have a cross and a supply of water (the holy kind)
TonyIsAChampion: How about a nice stake? (delivered with a quick sharp blow through the heart) and if that doesnt work make sure you have a cross and a supply of water (the holy kind)
real champion exists among the cupids at this site Miss_Behavin: as Halloweens coming soon, just thought you would buy her a beautiful tomb stone with a personal inscription from your heart of course, cheers ..
Not the good idea! Witches older than 1000 years are very demanding beasts, so stone should be philosophical and with Proper inscriptions in Sumerian language ... if not she can start to live with the OP in his house.. as invisible, smelling his mushrooms, watching him notoriously, kissing him all around - causing actions like that
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Neither one parrot I bought her did not stay longer than two weeks. For some reason they flew away.
For this birthday I would realy like to make a pleasant surprise to her.
So, please help me.