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Too small Moon as a planet,so he left some behind to fertalize some plants.

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I hope I can tell this right--hope you like it.

One day a man was walking along a stretch of beach and he found a small lamp. As he was brushing the sand off it, a Geni appeared. He said, "I can't thank you enough for freeing me from the lamp. I would like to grant you three wishes, but I'm just a one-wish Geni, so think very hard about what you would like". The man thought, and thought, and since he was already well off, talented, and popular, he decided to spend his wish on a whim. "Okay", he said, "Here's what I want you to do. See that island across the sound? It's beautiful, and I own some acreage there. But I don't like to fly in planes or take boat rides. I want you to build me a bridge out to that island". The Geni balked. "Are you kidding me?", he yelled. "All the manpower that would take! The exactness of the architecture involved! The materials alone! Can't you think of ANYTHING else you want?" The man thought again. "Okay", he finally said, "I want you to help me understand women". The Geni immediately answered, "Just how long did you want that bridge to be?"

Hi Ro, I heard a very similar version of that joke years ago. Here it is:

BEWILDERED GENIE!!!

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo and behold a Genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So. . . what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for...a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Oh for pete's sake,
let me see that map!

that's a keeper...How ya doin'? (I am so happy now.....and hoping for an even better future for America. I'm optimistic.)

Hi Venus!