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2. Kick myself when I do something really stupid.
3. Spar with myself to see how tough I really am.
4. Treat myself to dinner at Red lobster.
5. Send the clone to work while I stay home.
6. Be my own bodyguard.
7. Have the clone write while I play X-box.
8. I cook. Clone does the dishes.
9. Double date.
10. Be the best man at my own wedding.