IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY (69)

Oct 17, 2012 5:59 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
A topic for discussion!
Many of us say if only we were the PM or in
Gov what we would do different and how we would
do it.
Any thoughts or comments on the state of the
NHS
Education
Immigration
Benefits system
Employment
Yep a very open whread and looking forward to see
those with brains comment here.
What would you do as PM to sort the country out.
The one that is there now has no clue, its yes to the
EU and yes to the US.
Only someone with bottle can do the job and so far its
been a big negative on that.
wave
Oct 17, 2012 7:44 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
the P.O.L has got a brain it has been officialy confirmed trouble is its not working too well so im on the waiting list ,how long you may well ask ,they say well P.O.L Theres not much call for neurosurgeons in this country they are are all making a packet abroad thats why its called the BRAIN DRAINrolling on the floor laughing
Oct 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
2 Post so far!
I will get back to you shortly.
Do not hang up you are in a queue!!
uh oh
Oct 17, 2012 10:27 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
justlooking37
justlooking37justlooking37Thanet, Kent, England UK1 Threads 82 Posts
Sailfree1: 2 Post so far!I will get back to you shortly.
Do not hang up you are in a queue!!


tongue frustrated doh
blutigen Indian Telephone Call-Centern - Drücken Sie eine Taste zwei, drücken Sie die Drei - Rubbish MUSIC dann haben sie kein Englisch sprechen - typisch blutigen Regierungsbeamte
Room 101 Futterdevil uk
Oct 17, 2012 10:47 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
I'd pull out of Europe altogether and strengthen relations with the old commonwealth. I would invite other European nations who were as pissed with the French and Germans as we are if they wish to join a 'Trading Block,' as opposed to the Federal United States of Europe with its rules and regulations.

And I would immediately close the borders to economic refugees. conversing
Oct 17, 2012 10:49 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
justlooking37
justlooking37justlooking37Thanet, Kent, England UK1 Threads 82 Posts
justlooking37: blutigen Indian Telephone Call-Centern - Drücken Sie eine Taste zwei, drücken Sie die Drei - Rubbish MUSIC dann haben sie kein Englisch sprechen - typisch blutigen Regierungsbeamte
Room 101 Futter


Some light reading while waiting - from the Jeff Dunham Joke book.

A Jewish man was riding on the subway reading a Middle East Arabic newspaper. -- A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed and angrily called out, -- "Moshe, have you lost your mind already ? " Vy are you reading an Arabic newspaper?"

Moshe replied: -- Oi Veh! "I used to read Jewish newspapers, but Vot did I find? Jews being persecuted worldwide, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and inter-marriage, Jews living in poverty, my life. frustrated doh

SO - I SVitched to the Arabic newspaper and Now Vot do I find? wow
A Brocheh grin
Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. - laugh laugh -- "Ahhh... The Arabic news is so much better!". Dos gefelt mir rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
Sailfree1: A topic for discussion!
Many of us say if only we were the PM or in
Gov what we would do different and how we would
do it.
Any thoughts or comments on the state of the
NHS
Education
Immigration
Benefits system
Employment
Yep a very open whread and looking forward to see
those with brains comment here.
What would you do as PM to sort the country out.
The one that is there now has no clue, its yes to the
EU and yes to the US.
Only someone with bottle can do the job and so far its
been a big negative on that.


I think we need some of the old stalwarts around to help the three young contenders. There is more egos and fights in question time than in cs and that is saying something.
The hours they work should be defined better how can a good result on a debate on important issues happen in the middle of the night.
Also anyone in high office from any party should hold maybe only three years before new person takes over, from any party. It looks to me that anyone in high office for too long changes completely and this is probably due to pressure of the job, they loose touch with what its all about
Then of course sailfree we could reform all of the above you mentioned. Guyfawkes night is coming updevil
Oct 18, 2012 2:03 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
Morning Sir,
Note your comments and as PM I see that some of
what you propose unrealistic.
I am going to give to the old age pensioners enough
to live on and that means 2 thirds of the salary they
last earned. Or if not working then ratio to economy.
Free electricity for all pensioners, and free TV licence
also free fuel for those that use it.
Free travel anytime of the day, none of this 9.30am til
whatever.

The EU is important to the UK and if there is a vote to
leave it then it will be back to the dark ages. So not an
option there. The pound must go too! It has been a thorn
to the other EU members some time now. Its is too costly
for exchanging and the rates far too high.

Mr. L. The NHS is a shambles and its got to be brought out
of the mess its in. The Brain Drain you raise, yes because the
Doctors are not getting their worth and salaries rediculous.
So many leaving for more money in other countries. This has to
stop.
No to the Immigrants coming in for free NHS treatment this was
founded for the British people not the rest of the world.
There will be a chare imposed on alcohol induced injuries that
appear in the A&E Dept of 10pounds. That might ease the pressure
and ease the congestion on the A&E especially at holiday times.
Crutches will be given to those in need with a deposit of 20pounds
and refunded on return. This will free up some of the money that is
lost in the NHS.
All immigrants will be micro chipped on entry to the UK. If they do
not like it they may leave on the same transport they arrived. Permission to land will be denied if refusal to be chipped. Their
ID No will be given to them on a disc like our Max has. If they loose
it then they must pay a fee to be issued with a new disc.
All foreign offenders will be deported without appeal after serving one third of the sentence imposed. Their families will also be deported with them, with no return.
Income Tax will be reduced in accordance with the salary, up to 20K the percentage will be 8%. 20-40K 16% and so on.
Fuel for cars etc, will be reduced after 6pm daily by 10%
Cigarette companies may once again sponsor F1 and other sporting events. They will reduce the cost of cigarettes and the tax on them will be reduced also.
Alcohol is one that will be hit hard, and the spirits will go up by 20% a litre. The pint up by 10% and no alcohol to be sold in Supermarkets at cut prices.
VAT on food and clothing to be abolished!
VAT on other good will be reduced by 7%
Education instead of letting go teachers and coaches more will be
taken on.
That is my proposal for the future of UK.
I have lots more but running out of space now.
wave
Oct 19, 2012 5:23 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Rumple4skin
Rumple4skinRumple4skinStoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England UK4 Threads 1 Polls 980 Posts
Could I be dictator instead? You can't do anything otherwise.

Defnitely start with the immigrants & asylum seekers. It's not like we have more than enough already, I don't think.

Make it so all directors of failing banks draw straws on an annual basis, the person that draws the shortest straw is shot and replaced.

Pay the unemployed to put a greenhouse in every garden, make it a crime not to grow your own food instead of wasting money on food imports. Also, rescues the failing glass industry.

Exile those and the family members of those that outsource jobs to foreign countries, boycott their goods if they do.

Pull out of Afghanistan.

Push for the removal of Southern Europe from the European Union, hold to a Nordic-Slavic Union.

De-stigmatise the right to hit your own kids.

Force students to study clever & useful subjects. Bulldoze the bottom half of so-called universities. Reserve higher education for people that are genuinely talented. Make higher education free for those that are good enough by not wasting money on mediocre students.

Organise state-run countryside holiday camps for inner-city children at a very early age. Again, use the unemployed to man these camps.

Mandatory 'Buy British' campaigns imposed upon every media outlet. Remind the average citizen of the lunacy of avoidable imports.

Ban the equal opportunities & PC brainwashing agenda within the state. Redirect these resources into teaching people useful life skills such as how to manage & avoid debt, understand interest rates and how to run an economical home.

Daily exercise routine, of at least 20 minutes, for all office workers at the employer's expense. Trim the fat.

The list could go on & on.
Oct 19, 2012 5:41 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
In response to: A topic for discussion!
Many of us say if only we were the PM or in
Gov what we would do different and how we would
do it.
Any thoughts or comments on the state of the
NHS
Education
Immigration
Benefits system
Employment
Yep a very open whread and looking forward to see
those with brains comment here.
What would you do as PM to sort the country out.
The one that is there now has no clue, its yes to the
EU and yes to the US.
Only someone with bottle can do the job and so far its
been a big negative on that.



If you add cutting off all diplomatic ties with Wales and the removal of the right to vote and driving licences from women, I will vote for you.

cheering
Oct 19, 2012 5:43 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
If you add cutting off all diplomatic ties with Wales and the removal of the right to vote and driving licences from women, I will vote for you.

cheering

This was meant to be a reply to Rumple4skin.
Oct 19, 2012 5:51 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Rumple4skin
Rumple4skinRumple4skinStoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England UK4 Threads 1 Polls 980 Posts
I'd ban private education, too. Nothing but talent & effort will govern which station one ultimately takes in life.

And also banning private healthcare. Doctors are losing sight of why we paid for their very extensive education & training in the first place, to save lives. They look at the private sector and see the opportunity to grasp a few more quid atop an already high standard of living, allowing people to die as they chase their own greed. All the while the heroes in the NHS struggle on against a backdrop of an increaisngly unhealthy and sedentary nation - still delivering more service per £ than every other developed nation on the Earth, or near enough.
Oct 19, 2012 6:18 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Rumple4skin
Rumple4skinRumple4skinStoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England UK4 Threads 1 Polls 980 Posts
Godsgift: If you add cutting off all diplomatic ties with Wales and the removal of the right to vote and driving licences from women, I will vote for you.



This was meant to be a reply to Rumple4skin.


Jester.

I'd dissolve the Welsh assembly as it is an uneccessary bureaucracy of useless eaters at a time when we can afford to carry no one.

Oppose Scottish independence, as their culture, identity & interests are in unity with Britain. The independence argument is purely based upon bigotry & the impracticality of middle class people, in this case middle class Scots, whom, unlike those at the bottom & top(albeit for different reasons)are naive & rose-tinted in their attitude and outlook to life.

All people should be discouraged from driving so much, social media should be used as means to support carpooling and public transportation should undergo thorough investment - paid for by the removal of Quangos.
Oct 20, 2012 12:51 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
Seems that most have the same mind
on the state of the UK.
I just wonder which party will be
elected to power in the next election!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

doh wave
Oct 20, 2012 12:52 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
Redex: JL when can I come over and apraise your wares


Redex do I detect a bit of flirting there!!
hug teddybear
Oct 20, 2012 3:00 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
Sailfree1: Redex do I detect a bit of flirting there!!

MMMMM Just put new batteries in my metal detector, it picked up vibes of metaldunno could be Roman gold coingrin
Oct 20, 2012 11:43 PM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
uh oh wow Redex its possible!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 22, 2012 3:44 PM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Sailfree1
Sailfree1Sailfree1Vilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland16 Threads 663 Posts
Redex can you credit it,
we get someone fun and knows a bit
about life and then they are reported
and banned.
So our pal is gone! You will not be
testing any wares!!
This does really p me off.
doh wave
Jan 6, 2013 11:32 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
Ziggie20
Ziggie20Ziggie20Margate, Kent, England UK3 Threads 1 Polls 341 Posts
Sailfree1: Redex can you credit it,
we get someone fun and knows a bit
about life and then they are reported
and banned.
So our pal is gone! You will not be
testing any wares!!
This does really p me off.


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Rumour goes in East Kent he and Red 3
set up UFO's R US operating from Challock
jsut to p off GCHQ

- Calling all susbcribers
Jan 6, 2013 11:45 AM CST IF YOU WERE P.M. YOUR ACTIONS ON THE COUNTRY
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
leisure07: the P.O.L has got a brain it has been officialy confirmed trouble is its not working too well so im on the waiting list ,how long you may well ask ,they say well P.O.L Theres not much call for neurosurgeons in this country they are are all making a packet abroad thats why its called the BRAIN DRAIN
the P.O.L (Thats me to all the newbies )still waiting so thats 3 months knocked off the waiting list i was informed from the hospital at least another 6 months think i will go to pakistan and get shot in the head that should speed things up a bit
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