Got any good, clean jokes? Ok I will start it off with this one!
A wife walks into the kitchen and ask her husband what he is doing? He says "killing flies"! She says "how many have you killed"? He says "5, three females and two males". She says "how do you know that you killed three females and two males"? He says easy..."the three female flies are on the telephone and the two male flies are on a beer can"!
Gentlejim: Got any good, clean jokes? Ok I will start it off with this one!
A wife walks into the kitchen and ask her husband what he is doing? He says "killing flies"! She says "how many have you killed"? He says "5, three females and two males". She says "how do you know that you killed three females and two males"? He says easy..."the three female flies are on the telephone and the two male flies are on a beer can"!
Too funny
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A wife walks into the kitchen and ask her husband what he is doing? He says "killing flies"! She says "how many have you killed"? He says "5, three females and two males". She says "how do you know that you killed three females and two males"? He says easy..."the three female flies are on the telephone and the two male flies are on a beer can"!