Got any good clean jokes? ( Archived) (5)

Nov 9, 2012 1:09 PM CST Got any good clean jokes?
Gentlejim
GentlejimGentlejimunknown, Wisconsin USA7 Threads 96 Posts
Got any good, clean jokes? Ok I will start it off with this one!

A wife walks into the kitchen and ask her husband what he is doing? He says "killing flies"! She says "how many have you killed"? He says "5, three females and two males". She says "how do you know that you killed three females and two males"? He says easy..."the three female flies are on the telephone and the two male flies are on a beer can"! laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Nov 9, 2012 1:12 PM CST Got any good clean jokes?
Gentlejim: Got any good, clean jokes? Ok I will start it off with this one!

A wife walks into the kitchen and ask her husband what he is doing? He says "killing flies"! She says "how many have you killed"? He says "5, three females and two males". She says "how do you know that you killed three females and two males"? He says easy..."the three female flies are on the telephone and the two male flies are on a beer can"!


Too funny giggle giggle


Welcome to the forums, there is a joke section you can write on...think they are fairly clean jokes...confused



teddybear
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Nov 9, 2012 1:15 PM CST Got any good clean jokes?
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
No wth would I want with those?? rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 9, 2012 1:21 PM CST Got any good clean jokes?
venusenvy: No wth would I want with those??


Oooooh you!!! help


teddybear
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Nov 9, 2012 1:21 PM CST Got any good clean jokes?
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
have u heard about the pig who walked and walked to reach the highlands,but once he gooth there ,lost two feet and became twolegged?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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