In The Heart (6)

Nov 17, 2012 7:55 AM CST In The Heart
loutondaka
loutondakaloutondakaPort Macquarie, New South Wales Australia4 Threads 53 Posts
In The Heart


A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in
front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor
finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their
good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart
closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
Nov 17, 2012 12:50 PM CST In The Heart
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
laugh
Nov 18, 2012 12:56 AM CST In The Heart
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 18, 2012 12:59 AM CST In The Heart
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
A parking copper died and there was a very small send off for him at the church.

As they were about to lower the coffin into the ground, there was frantic knocking from the coffin.

The Minister said, as they were lowering the coffin into the grave, "We are only human and at times we make mistakes."
Nov 18, 2012 1:07 AM CST In The Heart
loutondaka
loutondakaloutondakaPort Macquarie, New South Wales Australia4 Threads 53 Posts
wash2u: A parking copper died and there was a very small send off for him at the church.

As they were about to lower the coffin into the ground, there was frantic knocking from the coffin.

The Minister said, as they were lowering the coffin into the grave, "We are only human and at times we make mistakes."


Yeeeaaaahhh! rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 18, 2012 1:24 AM CST In The Heart
loutondaka
loutondakaloutondakaPort Macquarie, New South Wales Australia4 Threads 53 Posts
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink...the bar man says..sorry mate...I can't serve you....you're already off your face....laugh
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

Stats for this Thread

426 Views
5 Comments
by loutondaka (4 Threads)
Created: Nov 2012
Last Viewed: Apr 11
Last Commented: Nov 2012

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here