First Aid (1)

Nov 20, 2012 9:11 PM CST First Aid
A_Non_A_Moose
A_Non_A_MooseA_Non_A_MooseWestlock, Alberta Canada116 Threads 8 Polls 4,340 Posts
Two Albertans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a Specialty Burger too fast.

The first Albertan said to the other, "Think we otta help?"

"Yep," said the second.

The first Albertan got up and walked over to the lady and asked "Can ya breathe?"

She shook her head no.

"Can ya speak?" he asked.

She again shook her head no.

With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.

The first Albertan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."
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