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The first Albertan said to the other, "Think we otta help?"
"Yep," said the second.
The first Albertan got up and walked over to the lady and asked "Can ya breathe?"
She shook her head no.
"Can ya speak?" he asked.
She again shook her head no.
With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.
The first Albertan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."