It's the most wonderful time of the year. ( Archived) (2)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
When the fingers start prying, the fists will start flying.
Just pray you’re not near.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Here’s a poke in the eye to that dumb looking guy
Cause he bought that last coat.
It’s the most wonderful season you know.

The mob at the stores are like cattle and boars.
They will trample you into the snow.
That I-Pad is mine, so just leave it behind.
Or I’m punching you right in the nose.

(Chorus)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
When the fingers start prying, the fists will start flying.
Just pray you’re not near.
it’s the most wonderful time of the year.

The growling and snarling, the faces so gnarly.
Like pit bulls all after a bone.
Black Friday to me is like D-Day, you see.
So just leave all my bargains alone.

(Chorus)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
When the fingers start prying, the fists will start flying.
Just pray you’re not near.
it’s the most wonderful time of the year.

That laptop for me is just waiting dirt cheap.
It’s costing me very few coin.
The bargains I see will all bring me much glee.
And they’re well worth that kick in the groin.

(Chorus)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
When the fingers start prying, the fists will start flying.
Just pray you’re not near.
it’s the most wonderful time of the year.