Kaybee50: It's tomorrow Monte, and I can't wait to look out my window in the morning and see my shiny new BMW with a huge red bow on top!
Damn girl, you want it all. You didn't say what color the BMW should be. I think black with a red bow. I'm eager to hear all the complaints from the secret santas.
I can just hear it: I wanted a red one, I wanted a blue one, it's the wrong size, I like diamonds instead of rubies, I like gold instead of silver, it's the wrong kind of fishing rod.
montemonte: Damn girl, you want it all. You didn't say what color the BMW should be. I think black with a red bow. I'm eager to hear all the complaints from the secret santas.
I can just hear it: I wanted a red one, I wanted a blue one, it's the wrong size, I like diamonds instead of rubies, I like gold instead of silver, it's the wrong kind of fishing rod.
Can't wait to see YOU do all the exchanges....
I asked Santa for a pink BMW with fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. Nothing much at all.
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Nah, just soak him with the lawn hose and let him rust...then you can kick him to the curb.