Want to be a bear.... (6)

Dec 9, 2012 5:53 PM CST Want to be a bear....
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
n this life, Im a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 9, 2012 9:44 PM CST Want to be a bear....
A_Non_A_Moose
A_Non_A_MooseA_Non_A_MooseWestlock, Alberta Canada116 Threads 8 Polls 4,340 Posts
LOL! Yup,...Chuckles is still grinning!
Dec 9, 2012 10:02 PM CST Want to be a bear....
nobody1
nobody1nobody1sudbury, Ontario Canada2 Threads 26 Posts
curlywolf: n this life, Im a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!
I think your forgetting something very annoyingconfused fleas
Dec 10, 2012 1:49 AM CST Want to be a bear....
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
curlywolf: n this life, Im a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!
No wonder I like bears!! Minus the fleas (thanks nobody for that info!). laugh
Dec 10, 2012 5:23 AM CST Want to be a bear....
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
It's a good life lol
I'll be sure to ask ANON, how he keeps the fleas off of Chuckleslaugh
Dec 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST Want to be a bear....
A_Non_A_Moose
A_Non_A_MooseA_Non_A_MooseWestlock, Alberta Canada116 Threads 8 Polls 4,340 Posts
curlywolf: It's a good life lol
I'll be sure to ask ANON, how he keeps the fleas off of Chuckles


Chuckles only pretends to have fleas,....so he can get scratched and have his belly rubbed! Not much different than a bunny,...:-)

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