Mayan prophecy: 2016 US Presidential Election (22)
Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
Only because they,as usual ran out of space on that dang piece of Rock again."The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
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Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
The Mayan Prophecy: First a strong wind will blow all over our
planet. Then, the next day we'll be drunk again, celebrating the end
of the "Fiscal Cliff"...damn "Polititians".
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Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
The Mayan Prophecy: First a strong wind will blow all over our
planet. Then, the next day we'll be drunk again, celebrating the end
of the "Fiscal Cliff"...damn "Polititians".
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Mayan prophecy: 2016 US Presidential Election
Perhaps so, but it might be changed with some human sacrifices.
Conrad73: Only because they,as usual ran out of space on that dang piece of Rock again.
Perhaps so, but it might be changed with some human sacrifices.
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lifeisadream: Mayan prophecy: 2016 US Presidential Election
Conrad73: Only because they,as usual ran out of space on that dang piece of Rock again.
lifeisadream: Perhaps so, but it might be changed with some human sacrifices.
Are you suggesting, Life, that Chris Christie will be performing human sacrifices? That might play well on Fox News, but I doubt it would appeal to the all-important independent vote.
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Dagosto: Are you suggesting, Life, that Chris Christie will be performing human sacrifices? That might play well on Fox News, but I doubt it would appeal to the all-important independent vote.
An expert in deciphering Mayan codes and the likes I am not, so no I am not suggesting anything.
Better to find the other rock(s) so no “human sacrifices” in vain in either ways.
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You seem to have confused Nostradamus with an entire civilization.
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wrong Category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Conrad73: wrong Category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me a break, Conrad, I was just trying to be the very first thread to speculate about it. For the record: no Mayan prophecy said any of that (as far as I know); I made it all up. To clarify:
I predict neither Sarah Palin nor Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2016.
I predict those whom I named will. (Likely a few others also.)
I predict the major-party nominees will be Republican Chris Christie and Deomocrat Andrew Cuomo.
And I predict Cuomo will win the 2016 presidential election.
Ok?
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Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
ENOUGH! NO SUCH A THING ABOUT A MAYAN PROPHECY...THIS IS ALL
FOR EVERYONE INTERPRETATION.
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Conrad73: wrong Category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dagosto: Give me a break, Conrad, I was just trying to be the very first thread to speculate about it. For the record: no Mayan prophecy said any of that (as far as I know); I made it all up. To clarify:
I predict neither Sarah Palin nor Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2016.
I predict those whom I named will. (Likely a few others also.)
I predict the major-party nominees will be Republican Chris Christie and Deomocrat Andrew Cuomo.
And I predict Cuomo will win the 2016 presidential election.
Ok?
I predict neither Sarah Palin nor Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2016.
I predict those whom I named will. (Likely a few others also.)
I predict the major-party nominees will be Republican Chris Christie and Deomocrat Andrew Cuomo.
And I predict Cuomo will win the 2016 presidential election.
Ok?
There might be a stone in the Maya area written on something like
"Cuomo is going to be the next one"!
or is it
C
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There is recent archeological find in Guatemala where they have uncovered amazing temple ruins. In fact, they have uncovered a whole city. Some Mayan calendar artifacts were discovered that are in much better shape and are much more extensive than any other previously uncovered. They go on to show 17 more Baktuns PAST 2012...
But truly, did you ever buy into all that Dag?
But truly, did you ever buy into all that Dag?
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venusenvy: There is recent archeological find in Guatemala where they have uncovered amazing temple ruins. In fact, they have uncovered a whole city. Some Mayan calendar artifacts were discovered that are in much better shape and are much more extensive than any other previously uncovered. They go on to show 17 more Baktuns PAST 2012...
But truly, did you ever buy into all that Dag?
But truly, did you ever buy into all that Dag?
Ahh, if I had, I wouldn't be poking such sharp fun at the whole idea, would I?
Oh, and turns out, this Baktun was a non-event...kinda like the Y2K scare.
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Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
With the end of the world not occurring there was always going to be a desperate attempt by believers to twist their beliefs and come up with a new end date, or event, to give their lives meaning once more.
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Dagosto: So much hand-wringing has been wasted on the Mayan's inaccurate scheduling of doom that few even remember the accurately-calculated earlier Mayan prophecy detailing exactly who will run for US President in 2016, and who will win. Here I present an abridged translation:
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.
Just "YOUR" guess as to what the Mayans said. I'll bet just as wrong as those that said the end of the world when the Mayans said the end of an "AGE", not the world. So goes the 5000 year cycles of the Mayan calender.
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venusenvy: There is recent archeological find in Guatemala where they have uncovered amazing temple ruins. In fact, they have uncovered a whole city. Some Mayan calendar artifacts were discovered that are in much better shape and are much more extensive than any other previously uncovered. They go on to show 17 more Baktuns PAST 2012...
What a relief.
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Ciaran7612: You seem to have confused Nostradamus with an entire civilization.
It's an understandable mistake they've both been dead and buried for a long time and neither ever got any predictions right.
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Dagosto: Give me a break, Conrad, I was just trying to be the very first thread to speculate about it. For the record: no Mayan prophecy said any of that (as far as I know); I made it all up. To clarify:
I predict neither Sarah Palin nor Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2016.
I predict those whom I named will. (Likely a few others also.)
I predict the major-party nominees will be Republican Chris Christie and Deomocrat Andrew Cuomo.
And I predict Cuomo will win the 2016 presidential election.
Ok?
Thats a wild punt this far out Dago , don't count old wife out of the running as she will knock herself out to be the first woman president . A few of us devout atheist's may go looking for some pagan god to pray to in the hope she finds another calling .I predict neither Sarah Palin nor Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2016.
I predict those whom I named will. (Likely a few others also.)
I predict the major-party nominees will be Republican Chris Christie and Deomocrat Andrew Cuomo.
And I predict Cuomo will win the 2016 presidential election.
Ok?
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Mayans say, they can't go out now cos of this damn calendar
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"The Repu(blica)n Party will have so(me?) few names that many know...the red one (Rubio?) will lead early but see his sun sink in the w...(west?) Another from afar, the name-changer (Bobby Jindal?) challenges. No one wants to see what lurks in the (bu)sh (Jeb Bush?)A man on the right (un)pops the bottle (Bob Corker?) but a man on his right (John Kasich?) drinks the wine. The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the double-named one (Chris Christie?) and he brings the power and the glory."
"Those D(emocrats) who hold the ......(key? power?) (will) also have many names. They call the old wife (Hillary Clinton?) but the young da(ughter) answers (Kirsten Gillibrand?) They hear war upon war (Elizabeth Warren? Tim Warner?). The (man with) the double M (throws) his hat (in) (Martin O'Malley?). The sun rises in the east on the shoulders of the son of the son (Andrew Cuomo?) and he b(rings) the p(ower) and the glory."
So, the ancient Maya predicted a 2016 face-off between Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo and Republican nominee Chris Christie.
They also predicted who would win. This prophecy was prefaced by an unusual note that read, "Sorr(y C)onrad, no Libertar(ian) this time." The final 2016 Presidential Mayan Prophecy revealed that Andrew Cuomo will be the next President of the United States.