Boozing again (4)
Nature123: An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close, He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face,
He tries to stand one more time and falls again
He figures he'll crawl outside to get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Out side he tries to stand up again and falls again.
So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his house,
Crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed,
The next morning his wife stands over him shouting.
" so you've been out boozing"
What makes you say that? He says,putting on an innocent face.
" the pub called
You left your wheelchair there again"
He tries to stand one more time and falls again
He figures he'll crawl outside to get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Out side he tries to stand up again and falls again.
So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his house,
Crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed,
The next morning his wife stands over him shouting.
" so you've been out boozing"
What makes you say that? He says,putting on an innocent face.
" the pub called
You left your wheelchair there again"
sounded a bit like me, minus the wheelchair, wife and stairs 
LOVE IT Nature 
LiLee: LOVE IT Nature
Ditto
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He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face,
He tries to stand one more time and falls again
He figures he'll crawl outside to get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Out side he tries to stand up again and falls again.
So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his house,
Crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed,
The next morning his wife stands over him shouting.
" so you've been out boozing"
What makes you say that? He says,putting on an innocent face.
" the pub called
You left your wheelchair there again"