A single mans life! (5)
Blizzard14u: Wakes up and scratches private bits,
Makes coffee so nobody gets hurt!
Does the 3 S words and has another coffee!
Now dressed , heads off to work! don’t you just hate those 8/10 minute drives! Too work!
Yes the single man has everything planed, in the day ahead, do I have enough smokes? Will the beer in the fridge last the night? Will the fuel in the car last another week? Do I get the pizza home delivered or will I make my own?
Yes the new age single man has so many decisions to make it takes all-day! Too make them!
By the way I left out all the other times we scratch our private bits to try and keep it clean!
Makes coffee so nobody gets hurt!
Does the 3 S words and has another coffee!
Now dressed , heads off to work! don’t you just hate those 8/10 minute drives! Too work!
Yes the single man has everything planed, in the day ahead, do I have enough smokes? Will the beer in the fridge last the night? Will the fuel in the car last another week? Do I get the pizza home delivered or will I make my own?
Yes the new age single man has so many decisions to make it takes all-day! Too make them!
By the way I left out all the other times we scratch our private bits to try and keep it clean!
Why is it with men they can be talking to you do that, don't see us women havin a good old scratch.
Kristia49: Why is it with men they can be talking to you do that, don't see us women havin a good old scratch.
Well when you grow some balls let me know?
I will call one off those Ginners book off records people!
Could be worth a few dollars!
Kristia49: Why is it with men they can be talking to you do that, don't see us women havin a good old scratch.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Although if I saw a woman was having a good scratch, my eye-sight is good enought to notice it
wash2u: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Although if I saw a woman was having a good scratch, my eye-sight is good enought to notice it
A few off the mates and I have lunch now at shopping centres where they have pizzas and a drink for $6 and you can sit-down and eat,
Yes we have noticed a few young women not necessarily scratching them self’s! more like pulling their knickers out of certain cracks that we cant go into ATM,
Women need to know sometime the mans package needs too be adjusted? just as their knickers need retrieving!
At lest my undies don’t wear the scares!
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Makes coffee so nobody gets hurt!
Does the 3 S words and has another coffee!
Now dressed , heads off to work! don’t you just hate those 8/10 minute drives! Too work!
Yes the single man has everything planed, in the day ahead, do I have enough smokes? Will the beer in the fridge last the night? Will the fuel in the car last another week? Do I get the pizza home delivered or will I make my own?
Yes the new age single man has so many decisions to make it takes all-day! Too make them!
By the way I left out all the other times we scratch our private bits to try and keep it clean!