ObscuritanOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia1,284 posts
Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment. Fun, funny and interesting. (Provided the link works.)
Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment. Fun, funny and interesting.
All I can say is that my daughter's birth was very painful for me. Wife dug her nails into my arm so far the surgeon could see the bone.
wash2u: Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment. Fun, funny and interesting.
All I can say is that my daughter's birth was very painful for me. Wife dug her nails into my arm so far the surgeon could see the bone.
justjim63port macquarie, New South Wales Australia2,592 posts
In response to: Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment. Fun, funny and interesting. (Provided the link works.)
I am so glad to have been born a male, there is no way on this earth that i could possibly tolerate childbirth, ladies, you have my admiration and sympathy!
justjim63: I am so glad to have been born a male, there is no way on this earth that i could possibly tolerate childbirth, ladies, you have my admiration and sympathy!
Kristia49: But you forget later, well not totally.
Remember the ex saying something about that..................something along the lines of .....................it was good at the beginning but you should have been there at the finish.
I was there in the beginning had my arm mutilated at the end (NO Lookin, did not gnaw my arm off - see earlier post) but the final outcome was worth it
Newlife08: I love how people refer to it as a 'natural birth' meaning - not a cesarean, non-intervention??
NATURAL? Are you kidding me? What the hell is 'natural' about pushing something the size of a pineapple thru' a straw??
UUUUUMMMMMM............pineapples are very rough and have very sharp edges. Okay, my kids where a bit bigger than a pineaplle but were very soft and not spikey.
A "STRAW" ..... now I have heard around the pubs that some guys do like to exagerate about some things but............................maybe that is a slight bit of ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Somebody help me here. Trying very hard to appear a bit worldly on this topical subject but seem to have run out ......................
(How to explain that mine may not be ..... but have had no complaints)
Newlife08: That might not be the best description I used Wash but it bloody well felt like that was what was happening during labour let me tell you!
I am sure some of the other ladies who have given birth can help me out here??
Some of us mere males may use more poignant descritions when talking about some of the difficulties of life.
"Sh*****g though the eye of a needle" might be relevant.
My daughter did tend to give a bit of pain to both of us. My son was by Ceasar, total drugs do make a difference (especially as I only had one arm left for.....)
wash2u: Some of us mere males may use more poignant descritions when talking about some of the difficulties of life.
"Sh*****g though the eye of a needle" might be relevant.
My daughter did tend to give a bit of pain to both of us. My son was by Ceasar, total drugs do make a difference (especially as I only had one arm left for.....)
Yep, have done that heaps and always very poignant potent
ObscuritanOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia1,284 posts
Halv0: Who really knows if men could handle the pain of childbirth.... and really, seriously, who cares??????????
No one knows mate. And no one cares obviously. Now it's your turn to come up with something creative or different that might entertain or amuse the rest of us.
Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia2,715 posts
Halv0: Who really knows if men could handle the pain of childbirth.... and really, seriously, who cares??????????
Sorry Halvo have to disagree - women do care! We are not going to go through that amount of pain and let you so easily forget it!!
Imagine your ribcage being opened up by something like the jaws of life?? You have no control over it - and you don't know how long it will last. could be an hour, could be 48 hrs.
I had experience of an epidural birth, second one was a cesarian -YES! YES! YES! Awesome, take cesarian over natural any time.
Just don't get those women who go on about the joys of a natural birth. Not for this chicken. Numb me up, pull it out my bellybutton if you want to anything is easier than the other?
Newlife08: Sorry Halvo have to disagree - women do care! We are not going to go through that amount of pain and let you so easily forget it!!
Imagine your ribcage being opened up by something like the jaws of life?? You have no control over it - and you don't know how long it will last. could be an hour, could be 48 hrs. I had experience of an epidural birth, second one was a cesarian -YES! YES! YES! Awesome, take cesarian over natural any time.
Just don't get those women who go on about the joys of a natural birth. Not for this chicken. Numb me up, pull it out my bellybutton if you want to anything is easier than the other?
I don't know how relevant this is . I really think that woman who look for a man much taller than them could be part of the problem . Taller means bigger , bigger means BIGGER babys . I don't like putting a bull with little heifers for the same reason . One of the young woman I was more than a little bit interested in my twentys married a mate who was well over six foot . She was small and cute , her first birth was a big problem . She went on to have six more (ye gods , Thank christ I married the one I did )without any more problems and at one point she said she was not going to stop till god stopped her . bang, bang ,bang all in a row , 20 year gap would be good half way along .
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Fun, funny and interesting.
(Provided the link works.)
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