Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they? (51)

Feb 2, 2013 7:58 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment.
Fun, funny and interesting.
(Provided the link works.)

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Feb 2, 2013 7:59 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
Feb 3, 2013 1:15 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment.
Fun, funny and interesting.

All I can say is that my daughter's birth was very painful for me. Wife dug her nails into my arm so far the surgeon could see the bone.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing help help
Feb 3, 2013 7:39 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
wash2u: Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment.
Fun, funny and interesting.

All I can say is that my daughter's birth was very painful for me. Wife dug her nails into my arm so far the surgeon could see the bone.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 3, 2013 12:29 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
If men got pregnant they would handle the pain . One would follow the other .
Feb 3, 2013 8:10 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
justjim63
justjim63justjim63port macquarie, New South Wales Australia14 Threads 2,592 Posts
In response to: Women claim men are wusses and obviously would not be able to handle the pain of childbirth. Two men decided to prove them wrong with this scientific experiment.
Fun, funny and interesting.
(Provided the link works.)

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I am so glad to have been born a male, there is no way on this earth that i could possibly tolerate childbirth, ladies, you have my admiration and sympathy!
Feb 3, 2013 9:36 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Kristia49
Kristia49Kristia49toowoomba, Queensland Australia31 Threads 2,039 Posts
justjim63: I am so glad to have been born a male, there is no way on this earth that i could possibly tolerate childbirth, ladies, you have my admiration and sympathy!

thumbs up But you forget later, well not totally.
Feb 4, 2013 2:45 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Kristia49: But you forget later, well not totally.


Remember the ex saying something about that..................something along the lines of .....................it was good at the beginning but you should have been there at the finish.


I was there in the beginningbanana banana had my arm mutilated at the end (NO Lookin, did not gnaw my arm off - see earlier post)help help but the final outcome was worth itcheering cheering
Feb 4, 2013 2:58 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts


I love how people refer to it as a 'natural birth' meaning - not a cesarean, non-intervention??doh

NATURAL? Are you kidding me? What the hell is 'natural' about pushing something the size of a pineapple thru' a straw?? crying frustrated blues help
Feb 4, 2013 3:12 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Newlife08: I love how people refer to it as a 'natural birth' meaning - not a cesarean, non-intervention??

NATURAL? Are you kidding me? What the hell is 'natural' about pushing something the size of a pineapple thru' a straw??



UUUUUMMMMMM............pineapples are very rough and have very sharp edges. Okay, my kids where a bit bigger than a pineaplle but were very soft and not spikey.


A "STRAW" ..... now I have heard around the pubs that some guys do like to exagerate about some things but............................maybe that is a slight bit of ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................




























Somebody help me here. Trying very hard to appear a bit worldly on this topical subject but seem to have run out ......................frustrated










(How to explain that mine may not be ..... but have had no complaints)
Feb 4, 2013 3:24 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
laugh laugh laugh That might not be the best description I used Wash but it bloody well felt like that was what was happening during labour let me tell you! very mad

I am sure some of the other ladies who have given birth can help me out here?? dunno
Feb 4, 2013 3:35 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Newlife08: That might not be the best description I used Wash but it bloody well felt like that was what was happening during labour let me tell you!

I am sure some of the other ladies who have given birth can help me out here??


Some of us mere males may use more poignant descritions when talking about some of the difficulties of life.

"Sh*****g though the eye of a needle" might be relevant.

My daughter did tend to give a bit of pain to both of us. My son was by Ceasar, total drugs do make a difference (especially as I only had one arm left for.....)
Feb 4, 2013 4:21 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
wash2u: Some of us mere males may use more poignant descritions when talking about some of the difficulties of life.

"Sh*****g though the eye of a needle" might be relevant.

My daughter did tend to give a bit of pain to both of us. My son was by Ceasar, total drugs do make a difference (especially as I only had one arm left for.....)




Yep, have done that heaps drinking and always very poignant potent liar laugh
Feb 4, 2013 4:47 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
Newlife08: That might not be the best description I used Wash but it bloody well felt like that was what was happening during labour let me tell you!

I am sure some of the other ladies who have given birth can help me out here??



Hi Newlife... wave

I can say... it did not tickle... and 14 hrs later... Whalla... wave

Those guys in the video ... only copped 2 hrs... blood woosies... lollaugh
Feb 4, 2013 5:41 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
Merriweather: Hi Newlife...

I can say... it did not tickle... and 14 hrs later... Whalla...

Those guys in the video ... only copped 2 hrs... blood woosies... lol



Yeah but they only copped a bit of pain oh! woe is me crying sooky's laugh

They didn't actually experience the baby coming out!! now that is a whole new ball game isn't it gals ..... YEP! men are clueless laugh
Feb 4, 2013 6:05 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Halv0
Halv0Halv0Marcoola, Queensland Australia19 Threads 766 Posts
Who really knows if men could handle the pain of childbirth.... and really, seriously, who cares??????????
Feb 5, 2013 3:12 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Obscuritan
ObscuritanObscuritanMelbourne, Victoria Australia37 Threads 3 Polls 1,284 Posts
Halv0: Who really knows if men could handle the pain of childbirth.... and really, seriously, who cares??????????


No one knows mate. And no one cares obviously.
Now it's your turn to come up with something creative or different that might entertain or amuse the rest of us.
Feb 5, 2013 3:29 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
Halv0: Who really knows if men could handle the pain of childbirth.... and really, seriously, who cares??????????


Sorry Halvo have to disagree - women do care! We are not going to go through that amount of pain and let you so easily forget it!! conversing crying wow

Imagine your ribcage being opened up by something like the jaws of life?? You have no control over it - and you don't know how long it will last. could be an hour, could be 48 hrs.crying

I had experience of an epidural birth, second one was a cesarian -YES! YES! YES! Awesome, take cesarian over natural any time. thumbs up

Just don't get those women who go on about the joys of a natural birth. Not for this chicken. Numb me up, pull it out my bellybutton if you want to anything is easier than the other? drinking drinking drinking
Feb 5, 2013 3:35 AM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Newlife08: Sorry Halvo have to disagree - women do care! We are not going to go through that amount of pain and let you so easily forget it!!

Imagine your ribcage being opened up by something like the jaws of life?? You have no control over it - and you don't know how long it will last. could be an hour, could be 48 hrs. I had experience of an epidural birth, second one was a cesarian -YES! YES! YES! Awesome, take cesarian over natural any time.

Just don't get those women who go on about the joys of a natural birth. Not for this chicken. Numb me up, pull it out my bellybutton if you want to anything is easier than the other?












dont care wow i can eat my pizza in the morning thumbs up
Feb 5, 2013 2:00 PM CST Men could never handle the pain of childbirth! Right? Or could they?
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
I don't know how relevant this is . I really think that woman who look for a man much taller than them could be part of the problem . Taller means bigger , bigger means BIGGER babys . I don't like putting a bull with little heifers for the same reason . One of the young woman I was more than a little bit interested in my twentys married a mate who was well over six foot . She was small and cute , her first birth was a big problem . She went on to have six more (ye gods , Thank christ I married the one I did )without any more problems and at one point she said she was not going to stop till god stopped her . bang, bang ,bang all in a row , 20 year gap would be good half way along .
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