Tesco stuff :-) (9)

Hope these horse jokes don’t go on furlong

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco -
Her condition is said to be stable

So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. -
What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders:
The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco.
Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

I guess Tesco just listened.

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit.
Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Missus - these Tesco burgers given me the trots!

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ...SHERGARS BUM..

Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, - they're calling it 'Red Rum'.

A horse walks into a pub. The barman says 'sorry, we don't serve food'.

Horse is so last week. Someone found a small bird in a salad now.

I heard Spaghetti Bologneighs is off the menu??

Mornin all
Erk from the FS here

* If you think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try Mc Donalds Quarter Pandas.’*
Erk out