Funny sayings ( Archived) (51)

Apr 24, 2013 9:44 AM CST Funny sayings
"I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??laugh grin laugh yay

Post yours...applause cheering banana tongue
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Apr 24, 2013 9:51 AM CST Funny sayings
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland27 Threads 1 Polls 6,937 Posts
Even a sniper wouldnt take you out....
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Apr 24, 2013 10:07 AM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Indonesia3 Threads 964 Posts
its kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked

laugh laugh
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Apr 24, 2013 10:09 AM CST Funny sayings
Dear Past:
Thanks for the lessons.

Dear Future:
Here I come!!!!wink

teddybear teddybear teddybear teddybear Embrace the future!!!
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Apr 24, 2013 10:12 AM CST Funny sayings
if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.
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Apr 24, 2013 10:42 AM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Indonesia3 Threads 964 Posts
I think I just had an evilgasm grin
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Apr 24, 2013 10:53 AM CST Funny sayings
When I was born Devil said "Oh crap,,,competition!!!"devil

grin grin yay
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Apr 24, 2013 1:13 PM CST Funny sayings
Is a relationship with no strings attached WIRELESS???!!!
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Apr 24, 2013 1:33 PM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Indonesia3 Threads 964 Posts
u spreading gossip about me? well at least u found new hobby other than spreading u legs laugh laugh
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Apr 24, 2013 1:39 PM CST Funny sayings
Singlelisious: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...
Why , are u pregnant ?tongue laugh laugh
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Apr 24, 2013 2:03 PM CST Funny sayings
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,722 Posts
Singlelisious: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...


Im with ya on that Singles!! yay
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Apr 24, 2013 2:07 PM CST Funny sayings
venusenvy: Im with ya on that Singles!!
r u pregnant too venus ?grin laugh wave
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Apr 24, 2013 2:09 PM CST Funny sayings
michael63ca
michael63camichael63caCalgary, Alberta Canada62 Threads 1 Polls 993 Posts
fallen_wolf: its kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked



UMMMM! How about a date? kiss
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Apr 24, 2013 2:16 PM CST Funny sayings
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,722 Posts
fallen_wolf: its kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked


rolling on the floor laughing wine
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Apr 24, 2013 10:46 PM CST Funny sayings
lalasierra
lalasierralalasierralos angeles, California USA178 Threads 82 Polls 1,293 Posts
In response to: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...


Here`s a funny quote by Betty White

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a va*ina. Those things can take a pounding."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 24, 2013 10:48 PM CST Funny sayings
lalasierra: Here`s a funny quote by Betty White

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a va*ina. Those things can take a pounding."


Perfect thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 24, 2013 10:48 PM CST Funny sayings
I'm not trippin..... because if i was, i would be fallin
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Apr 24, 2013 11:05 PM CST Funny sayings
Its been so long since I had sex, I get excited when the wind blows, damn I need to find me a hurricane, a tornado or both!

Im so h*rny even the crack of dawn isn't safe!
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Apr 24, 2013 11:28 PM CST Funny sayings
montemonte
montemontemontemonteunknown, New Jersey USA154 Threads 4 Polls 7,422 Posts
Step on a crack you break your mother's back
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Apr 25, 2013 12:31 AM CST Funny sayings
lalasierra
lalasierralalasierralos angeles, California USA178 Threads 82 Polls 1,293 Posts
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

wine
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