Funny sayings ( Archived) (38)

Apr 24, 2013 8:44 AM CST Funny sayings
"I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??laugh grin laugh yay

Post yours...applause cheering banana tongue
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Apr 24, 2013 8:51 AM CST Funny sayings
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
Even a sniper wouldnt take you out....
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Apr 24, 2013 9:09 AM CST Funny sayings
Dear Past:
Thanks for the lessons.

Dear Future:
Here I come!!!!wink

teddybear teddybear teddybear teddybear Embrace the future!!!
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Apr 24, 2013 9:12 AM CST Funny sayings
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.
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Apr 24, 2013 9:42 AM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Riau Islands Indonesia3 Threads 805 Posts
I think I just had an evilgasm grin
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Apr 24, 2013 9:53 AM CST Funny sayings
When I was born Devil said "Oh crap,,,competition!!!"devil

grin grin yay
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Apr 24, 2013 12:13 PM CST Funny sayings
Is a relationship with no strings attached WIRELESS???!!!
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Apr 24, 2013 12:33 PM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Riau Islands Indonesia3 Threads 805 Posts
u spreading gossip about me? well at least u found new hobby other than spreading u legs laugh laugh
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Apr 24, 2013 12:39 PM CST Funny sayings
Singlelisious: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...
Why , are u pregnant ?tongue laugh laugh
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Apr 24, 2013 1:03 PM CST Funny sayings
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Singlelisious: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...


Im with ya on that Singles!! yay
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Apr 24, 2013 1:07 PM CST Funny sayings
venusenvy: Im with ya on that Singles!!
r u pregnant too venus ?grin laugh wave
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Apr 24, 2013 9:48 PM CST Funny sayings
ynotleon69
ynotleon69ynotleon69Tuscaloosa, Alabama USA73 Threads 21 Polls 798 Posts
I'm not trippin..... because if i was, i would be fallin
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Apr 24, 2013 10:28 PM CST Funny sayings
montemonte
montemontemontemonteunknown, New Jersey USA114 Threads 4 Polls 5,631 Posts
Step on a crack you break your mother's back
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Apr 24, 2013 11:31 PM CST Funny sayings
lalasierra
lalasierralalasierralos angeles, California USA147 Threads 67 Polls 935 Posts
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

wine
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Apr 25, 2013 12:49 AM CST Funny sayings
popey
popeypopeymartinsville, Indiana USA4 Threads 1 Polls 174 Posts
hell has no fury like a womans scorn grin my ex taught me that frustrated
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Apr 25, 2013 12:57 AM CST Funny sayings
fallen_wolf
fallen_wolffallen_wolfBatam, Riau Island, Riau Islands Indonesia3 Threads 805 Posts
if u've been naughty, go to your room.....if u wanna be naughty...go to mine!
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Apr 25, 2013 9:11 AM CST Funny sayings
Funny stuffs..keep it comming!!!laugh laugh laugh wink
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Apr 25, 2013 1:40 PM CST Funny sayings
The secret of enjoying a good wine: Open the bottle to allow it to breathe, if it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.wine
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Jul 13, 2013 5:23 AM CST Funny sayings
Live each day as if it was going to be yer last........cos one day it will bebanana banana
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Jul 13, 2013 5:46 AM CST Funny sayings
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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