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Jul 13, 2013 5:50 AM CST Funny sayings
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France36 Threads 1 Polls 10,012 Posts
silence is golden but duck tape is silver..

cheers
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Jul 13, 2013 5:57 AM CST Funny sayings
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

professor
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Jul 13, 2013 6:00 AM CST Funny sayings
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France36 Threads 1 Polls 10,012 Posts
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Jul 13, 2013 6:11 AM CST Funny sayings
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France36 Threads 1 Polls 10,012 Posts
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs
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Jul 13, 2013 6:16 AM CST Funny sayings
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
just because your head is shaped like a light bulb doesn't mean your bright.
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Jul 13, 2013 6:24 AM CST Funny sayings
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
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Jul 13, 2013 6:36 AM CST Funny sayings
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Bogart cheers Saude!
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Jul 13, 2013 6:38 AM CST Funny sayings
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France36 Threads 1 Polls 10,012 Posts
saudecheers Dj

Don't do it in the garden. Love is blind but the neighbors aren't.
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Jul 13, 2013 6:41 AM CST Funny sayings
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
your three bricks short of a load.
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Jul 13, 2013 6:43 AM CST Funny sayings
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France36 Threads 1 Polls 10,012 Posts
why our noses run and our feet smell??confused
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Jul 13, 2013 8:25 AM CST Funny sayings
PJ1961
PJ1961PJ1961Somewhere..., Nicaragua19 Threads 2 Polls 905 Posts
sometimes you really gotta laugh at the way some people "process"

this is regarding a proposal to build an underwater suspension tunnel "to restore our climate back to Pre-Industrial revolution temperatures for land,sea and air and how to restore atmospheric Co2 to 300ppm." The action proceed is: "build approximately 1020 tunnels to span the width of the Gulfstream near Miami Florida/Key West and Kuroshio current near Tiawan"

setting the tone: this is at the Climate CoLab hated by MIT and judged by high level experts in climate/energy/technical/geeky stuff ….

the conversation that makes me laugh so hard this morning is in comments on the proposal:

rd
Jul. 12, 2013
05:56 PM

Perhaps you should think this one through a bit more... there might be a feasibility problem here.

cb
Jul. 12, 2013
06:44 PM

"Feasibility problem" is a very vague term. Could you elaborate more?

rd
Jul. 13, 2013
12:44 AM

It means: it won't work.

cb
Jul. 13, 2013
01:18 AM

Tell that to Dr. Hugh Willoughby at FIU....



rolling on the floor laughing banana rolling on the floor laughing banana rolling on the floor laughing banana rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2013 8:27 AM CST Funny sayings
PJ1961
PJ1961PJ1961Somewhere..., Nicaragua19 Threads 2 Polls 905 Posts
PJ1961:
setting the tone: this is at the Climate CoLab HOSTED by MIT
freudian slip or just piss poor typing?
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Jul 13, 2013 9:38 AM CST Funny sayings
Migsy
MigsyMigsycandelaria quezon, Calabarzon Philippines16 Threads 1,632 Posts
How can u solve ur problem if the problem is your face peace
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Jul 13, 2013 11:58 AM CST Funny sayings
happy369
happy369happy369Onehorsetown, Indonesia979 Posts
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Jul 26, 2013 9:13 AM CST Funny sayings
Accept what is
Let go of what was
Have faith in what will be!!!

applause cheering wink
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Feb 3, 2015 1:50 PM CST Funny sayings
Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...

Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only 1 brain.laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue
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Feb 3, 2015 1:52 PM CST Funny sayings
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
Singlelisious: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...

Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only 1 brain.



rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2015 6:25 PM CST Funny sayings
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Singlelisious: "I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!! Anyone else with me on this??

Post yours...

Mas vale pájaro en mano, que siento bonito!


laugh


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