WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WAS GOD FOR ONE DAY ( Archived) (69)

Abolish religion.

men and women would live in the seas again

I like this, very clever answer.

first i'd have sushi always wanted to try it.then maybe a drink I don't know vodka maybe watch E.T part two then read this thread and post that on it. E.T part two !

Har Har,...yeah,...back for a visit!

I would make sure Western had his sushi and ET wishes,...and then slam an asteroid into the planet,....but only large enough to collapse civilization,...not to extinguish life,.....and then assure that the only TV the planet could watch with its limited technological capacity would be endless re-runs of ET part two,.....sounds sort of fishy,...doesn't it?

Stop all the wars and killing, have all the offshore bank accounts turn into food supplies for the counties they were meant for, increas the odds to 1/10 for lotterie, stop bank fees, grow free basic food like veggies fruit for everyon to have free all over the planet and clean pure water, cut the rich peoples taxes big time and lessen the poor, mend all the broken hearts, find good familes for all the orphans, have families properly take care of their elderly parents, cure cancer, stop sudden crib death, have all the children and kids and elderly in hospitals become healthy........and stop animal / human cruelty, and answer all the prayers of those with sincere hearts whether they believed in me or not, and do something to show im real and make sure all kids and family had christmasa presents and food, give the homeless help they needed and get them jobs, make education cheaper, give those with sincere humble hearts 15-20% of theier brain to use lol Destroy all serial killers in jail and child molesters.....replensh the lost forests and trees and herbs and fish and clean the ocean make it good again....

But seriously....

I would first convey thatmy name is FRED!! So mny books,...different names,...so many wars in my name,....and hey,...its FRED!!!

Next,....look you little piece of rock flying around that star in some New Jersey part of the Milky Way,....what 200 billion stars in your hood? 2 or 3 billion hoods I have to deal with? You do the math.....I might have to bring in extra staff to deal with all the "requests",.....so,....if I ws allowed to be myself for a day, what would I do? I would hope and pray that ALL could learn to figure it out for themselves,....now excuse me,....that Par 3 Black Hole just ate another moon.......sheesh,.....