I over heard a toddler (7)
PrOwLeR_: tell his mum that his bum sneezed ... today as they were walking past my unit ...
I could not resist saying 'bless you' ... His mother gave me a LooK of DaGGeR's .. I next time, I'll try the comment 'pardon' .............
I could not resist saying 'bless you' ... His mother gave me a LooK of DaGGeR's .. I next time, I'll try the comment 'pardon' .............
PMSL
One day I leant over the fence and seen a little girl sitting in her pretty little red cart getting toed by a screaming dog around the yard. Upon having a close look I noticed she tied the rope around his nuts. 
I said “oi little girl, I think the dog would enjoy it more if you tied the rope around his neck.”
The little girl rolled her eyes up and said.
I know Mr. but then I wouldn’t have a siren would I?
I said “oi little girl, I think the dog would enjoy it more if you tied the rope around his neck.”
The little girl rolled her eyes up and said.
I know Mr. but then I wouldn’t have a siren would I?
AgentAjax: One day I leant over the fence and seen a little girl sitting in her pretty little red cart getting toed by a screaming dog around the yard. Upon having a close look I noticed she tied the rope around his nuts. I said “oi little girl, I think the dog would enjoy it more if you tied the rope around his neck.” The little girl rolled her eyes up and said.I know Mr. but then I wouldn’t have a siren would I?
AgentAjax: One day I leant over the fence and seen a little girl sitting in her pretty little red cart getting toed by a screaming dog around the yard. Upon having a close look I noticed she tied the rope around his nuts. I said “oi little girl, I think the dog would enjoy it more if you tied the rope around his neck.” The little girl rolled her eyes up and said.I know Mr. but then I wouldn’t have a siren would I?
You are soo bad !!
kizzy27: You are soo bad !!
Hi Kizzy I got my sense of humour from you remember AgentAjax: Hi Kizzy I got my sense of humour from you remember
wheres the like button when you need it !
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I could not resist saying 'bless you' ... His mother gave me a LooK of DaGGeR's ..
I next time, I'll try the comment 'pardon' .............