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Ahhh...ok..but..be careful do not drink too much otherwise the police will confiscate your license and you can not drive your new car
whitehorse: EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
whitehorse: EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
Simply brilliant!
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'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!