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'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!