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Jun 30, 2013 3:29 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
"dad, i know i stole three cars in a week...but no one can say i am lazy"


"you can go on saying i am short and ugly...but, i should let you know i eat pieces of bacon as big as you"



CAN YOU INCLUDE SOME MORE ??
Jun 30, 2013 11:53 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
What did one john say to the other john? My ..... You are looking quite flushed today laugh
Jul 1, 2013 6:50 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
I don't care much for money, and to answer your question...yes I do want to get paid when I sing.

Larry Silk
Jul 17, 2013 7:51 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
no it was not raining when i started building the ark...did you ask Noah this question?

Tiny Tim
Jul 20, 2013 8:02 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
yes, i knew that 80 percent of the land in Italy is owned by 20 percent of certain people...and i am scared someday people will be asking questions.

Maria Esposito
Jul 25, 2013 6:00 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
lovemedofr
lovemedofrlovemedofrbeautiful place, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France2 Threads 1,224 Posts
What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know"
Jul 25, 2013 7:27 PM CST good or strange answers !!!
Divinechaos
DivinechaosDivinechaosmiddle of nowhere, Macedonia2 Threads 40 Posts
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Aug 20, 2013 1:51 PM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
No, I cannot state with great accuracy how hot hell was...as when I was there for just one minute, I was very much engaged looking at girls in bikinis.

Frank Nevin
Aug 20, 2013 2:06 PM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
Do not be concerned how I got my halo...make sure yours does not get loose and become a noose.

St Paul
Sep 7, 2013 12:54 PM CST good or strange answers !!!
whitehorse
whitehorsewhitehorseSt. Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta204 Threads 631 Posts
As I already told you man, yes this is the police and I repeat...come out slowly with your head in your hands.

Sargeant David Silk
Denver Police, 8th August, 1992
Sep 15, 2013 10:21 AM CST good or strange answers !!!
GUZMAN1
GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts
Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.

Muhammad Ali, a guy who said very good answers.
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