50 Shades of Red (22)
Too funny newie 
The toaster one got me, trying to think where the pleasure would be there
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
The toaster one got me, trying to think where the pleasure would be there
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
Newlife08: Did you read about the increase in emergency calls to the Fire Service from people who have been handcuffed to beds and .... errrrm can't find the key, or the lock won't unlock.
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey" Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey" Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
heard that on radio at work & firemen have put word out, if peeps can keep set of keys in bedside drawer 
serene56: Too funny newie The toaster one got me, trying to think where the pleasure would be there
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
maybe had election probs and putting it in there would make it pop up
Lookin4missright: maybe had election probs and putting it in there would make it pop up
nice one hunny bun
serene56: Too funny newie The toaster one got me, trying to think where the pleasure would be there
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
Keep us informed of your pursuits after you've read the book, won't ya
Makes me wonder what is going on behind those curtains?
Newlife08: Makes me wonder what is going on behind those curtains?
Yeah I think if I got something funny stuck in a strange place I'd just learn to live with it
I think that’s one reason why they got rid of the old milk bottles
AgentAjax: I think that’s one reason why they got rid of the old milk bottles
Newlife08: Did you read about the increase in emergency calls to the Fire Service from people who have been handcuffed to beds and .... errrrm can't find the key, or the lock won't unlock.
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey"
Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey"
Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
I couldn't imagine anything much more embarrassing
LiLee: I couldn't imagine anything much more embarrassing
How do the nurses in the A & E keep their faces straight in situations like this??
You were doing whaaaaaaaaaaat????
Newlife08: How do the nurses in the A & E keep their faces straight in situations like this??
You were doing whaaaaaaaaaaat????
You were doing whaaaaaaaaaaat????
Gawd it was bad enough when my piercing went wrong in my ...
Jokin jokin
Newlife08: Did you read about the increase in emergency calls to the Fire Service from people who have been handcuffed to beds and .... errrrm can't find the key, or the lock won't unlock.
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey"
Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey"
Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood a man whose private parts were stuck in a toaster OUCH! and another who had his pen*s trapped in a vacuum cleaner
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?
No doubt you've heard the emergency department story about the gerbils in places that no man had been before? I heard it years ago, but can't remember the exact details.
serene56: Too funny newie The toaster one got me, trying to think where the pleasure would be there
Did he switch the toaster on?
KNenagh: Did he switch the toaster on?
Think he might have got the setting wrong - had it on thin slice instead of thick
Or maybe it was thick slice instead of thin???
PS KNenagh - is that 'on' as in on IT? or on as in switched on??
Newlife08: Think he might have got the setting wrong - had it on thin slice instead of thick
Or maybe it was thick slice instead of thin???
PS KNenagh - is that 'on' as in on IT? or on as in switched on??
Or maybe it was thick slice instead of thin???
PS KNenagh - is that 'on' as in on IT? or on as in switched on??
Hi Newlife, don't know if I get you, but I literally meant did he switch on the toaster with his best friend in?
I don't think the setting on thick or slim slice would make a big difference.
Newlife08: Think he might have got the setting wrong - had it on thin slice instead of thick
Or maybe it was thick slice instead of thin???
PS KNenagh - is that 'on' as in on IT? or on as in switched on??
did you ever stop to think his willy was cold ? No one to knit him a willy warmer , poor fella, completely natural behaviour for a complete moron wanting to roast his toast or toast his roast .Or maybe it was thick slice instead of thin???
PS KNenagh - is that 'on' as in on IT? or on as in switched on??
epirb: did you ever stop to think his willy was cold ? No one to knit him a willy warmer , poor fella, completely natural behaviour for a complete moron wanting to roast his toast or toast his roast .
This might keep his willy warm.
KNenagh: This might keep his willy warm.
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Did you read about the increase in emergency calls to the Fire Service from people who have been handcuffed to beds and .... errrrm can't find the key, or the lock won't unlock.
It's been put down to the popularity of "50 Shades of Grey"
Not just handcuffs, apparently, men with rings stuck on their manhood
Must get my hands on a copy of that book?