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Nov 30, 2006 7:14 PM CST The Perfect Couple
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After the perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as the perfect man.

***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

***Men, read the next block of words.

Men: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the perfect woman must have been driving, which explains why there was an accident in the first place.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, it only serves to illustrate another point, women never listen either.
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Nov 30, 2006 7:16 PM CST The Perfect Couple
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
Lmao! As if I was gonna stop reading when you told me to! rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 30, 2006 7:22 PM CST The Perfect Couple
VioladorDeLaLey
VioladorDeLaLeyVioladorDeLaLeyBajo Un Sol Feliz, USA11 Threads 4,548 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ... i just peed my pants ...
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Nov 30, 2006 8:24 PM CST The Perfect Couple
specialk1
specialk1specialk1Cupids Junction, USA16 Threads 391 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Nov 30, 2006 8:28 PM CST The Perfect Couple
photofreek
photofreekphotofreeksoda springs, USA23 Threads 2,495 Posts
Damn funny Richrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 30, 2006 9:34 PM CST The Perfect Couple
have i told you lately you're too kool...lmaorolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thank you!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 30, 2006 9:40 PM CST The Perfect Couple
AdventureBegins
AdventureBeginsAdventureBeginsZanesville, USA66 Threads 1,718 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thanks rich.

I spilt my coffee.

might havta get a new keyboard.

AB
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Nov 30, 2006 11:09 PM CST The Perfect Couple
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
AWWW Rich we always listen but may not always do as we,re told.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 16, 2007 7:35 PM CST The Perfect Couple
biggdave1969
biggdave1969biggdave1969birmingham england, UK43 Threads 1,219 Posts
cheers
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Jun 16, 2007 7:44 PM CST The Perfect Couple
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
Hmmm...

I like jokes that keep on going and going...

Are you sure there wasn't a bunny in the car, too, getting ready for Easter with lots of batteries? Oh, wait there was, because everyone knows the perfect man is battery operated. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 16, 2007 7:47 PM CST The Perfect Couple
sexysweeti
sexysweetisexysweetiClinton, USA22 Threads 1,788 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Jun 16, 2007 9:54 PM CST The Perfect Couple
Hennery
HenneryHenneryVentura, California USA31 Threads 855 Posts
conversing The Perfect Couple Have Long Since been Dead And Burried...

In Life they were somewhat Less That Perfect,but then, who is perfect???

frustrated However in Death, they can now be perfect,dead people have very little sin... head banger
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Jun 16, 2007 10:02 PM CST The Perfect Couple
ricard
ricardricardedmonton, Alberta Canada284 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 6, 2007 9:54 PM CST The Perfect Couple
Hennery
HenneryHenneryVentura, California USA31 Threads 855 Posts
cheering CHEERING cheering
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