Easyest Way To PICK UP Women (86)
HotrodLarrys: Step 1, Put on Helmet
Step 2, Wrap one arm behind her Back
Step 3, Put your other arm in the back of her Knees
Step 4 Lift and You have just picked her up!!!
Step 2, Wrap one arm behind her Back
Step 3, Put your other arm in the back of her Knees
Step 4 Lift and You have just picked her up!!!
im not that easy 
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Wouldn't it be easier to ask her to wrap here arms around your neck.........you place your arms on the back of her knees and you pick her up. 
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what's the helmet's role?
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shell1964: im not that easy
Thats why we need the helmet...
In case we find extreem resistance...
when our friend ask what happened to your eye??
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I don't care how he picks me up as long as he carries me away to his cave to have his wicked way with me.... 
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What? No throw her over-the-shoulder stuff? 
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hang from a branch by my legs.....as she walks past pull her up by her bo*****es..........
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truheart1941: hang from a branch by my legs.....as she walks past pull her up by her bo*****es..........
i really hope that what you're pulling her up by is...bobbles?
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LadyDiz: I don't care how he picks me up as long as he carries me away to his cave to have his wicked way with me....
What time shall I call to pick you up ? ------ This thread is Archived ------
LadyDiz: I don't care how he picks me up as long as he carries me away to his cave to have his wicked way with me....
We can ALWAYS take the Helmet off!
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LadyDiz: I don't care how he picks me up as long as he carries me away to his cave to have his wicked way with me....
Liz if you were not so selective like most women here perhaps I could pick you up and place you on a white horse and take you to a castle and take you to my dungeon of games.
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Cave men had the right technique, club the lady over the head and drag her back to the cave.
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unlaoised: i really hope that what you're pulling her up by is...bobbles?
...yer.right......walk past my tree and your.ll find out........... ------ This thread is Archived ------
justjim63: Cave men had the right technique, club the lady over the head and drag her back to the cave.
I see it making a comeback Tired of being the gent
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truheart1941: ...yer.right......walk past my tree and your.ll find out...........
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unlaoised: What? No throw her over-the-shoulder stuff?
That's the way to do it. Throw in handcuffs and the rest is history.
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My club could use the work!
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Ziusudra: Liz if you were not so selective like most women here perhaps I could pick you up and place you on a white horse and take you to a castle and take you to my dungeon of games.
Tempting, very tempting
And yes, I am selective - aren't you? Don't you want the woman who is perfect for you as opposed to an unobtainable illusion of perfection propagated by society and media?
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Step 3, Put your other arm in the back of her Knees
Step 4 Lift and You have just picked her up!!!