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Oct 23, 2013 6:26 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
There is a cure to baldness... I found this in our news..confused

It doesn't seem easy tho...nor very nice...Oh really... does it matter if you are bald... sigh

Basically what happens is a scientist takes a newborn baby boy's freshly-harvested foreskin, and sticks it onto a mouse's back. Then the foreskin, supercharged by the mysterious power of mice, turns into hair, which is then glued onto your head, and it starts to grow. At least this is how I understand it – I never claimed to be a scientist, just a science enthusiast. But what IS important to remember is the mouse: it is a crucial part of the process. I cannot stress this strongly enough: do NOT try to achieve these results yourself at home without using a mouse. You are doomed to failure and humiliation. No doubt the news will see thousands of impatient bald men stapling foreskins to their heads and thinking everything's coming up roses, but it simply doesn't work that way. You need mice, and scientists, and test tubes and beakers and things. Unlike climate change, foreskin-to-follicle transition is something best left to the experts.

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Oct 23, 2013 6:53 AM CST Bald no more..
GUZMAN1
GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts
I prefer to remain bald. Who cares?
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Oct 23, 2013 6:56 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
GUZMAN1: I prefer to remain bald. Who cares?



Good for you mr Guzman... thumbs up

I just cannot comprehend why money would be spent on all that carryon... with babies foreskins and mice... then transplanted to heads etc..

I think sometimes... people either have too much research money or time.. wave
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Oct 23, 2013 7:10 AM CST Bald no more..
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Yeh, I agree Merri. fortunately here in Finland bald is beautiful so I don't care.
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Oct 23, 2013 7:16 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
tomcatwarne: Yeh, I agree Merri. fortunately here in Finland bald is beautiful so I don't care.



and here it is not advisable... as in this story..


Last weekend, I went to visit my olds... and spent time with mum , then I said to dad...

"come on... lets go for a walk"... (they live near the seaside)...

Dad looks at me and says...
"so what are you going to wear on your head"... and I looked at him... and said
" Dad... I have hair... but I suggest you shove a hat on.."

He mocked pulled a face at me... grin

and he did... and off we went...

because the sun here will burn your head... its pretty hot... and dad is clearly not young... laugh
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Oct 23, 2013 7:20 AM CST Bald no more..
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Merriweather: and here it is not advisable... as in this story..Last weekend, I went to visit my olds... and spent time with mum , then I said to dad...

"come on... lets go for a walk"... (they live near the seaside)...

Dad looks at me and says...
"so what are you going to wear on your head"... and I looked at him... and said
" Dad... I have hair... but I suggest you shove a hat on.."

He mocked pulled a face at me...




and he did... and off we went...

because the sun here will burn your head... its pretty hot... and dad is clearly not young...



I usually live in Cyprus so know about the hot sun, we always wear a hat at the hottest times. Gotta be careful of the big skin C these days too.
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Oct 23, 2013 7:24 AM CST Bald no more..
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
One thing for sure, no one wants to be

baldrollers
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Oct 23, 2013 7:27 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
tomcatwarne: I usually live in Cyprus so know about the hot sun, we always wear a hat at the hottest times. Gotta be careful of the big skin C these days too.


Oh.. I know... damn that C word.. its a killer.. blues

I don't mind a shade thing like I have in my piccie... but a proper hat... not yet... waiting til I get old.. so I can have a net and flowers on it... grin
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Oct 23, 2013 7:29 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
bungallow55: One thing for sure, no one wants to be

bald


Hi bungalow...wave

So... you are saying yes to the mouse and foreskin job..???
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Oct 23, 2013 7:35 AM CST Bald no more..
freemind63
freemind63freemind63Mellieha, Majjistral Malta7 Threads 234 Posts
bungallow55: One thing for sure, no one wants to be

bald


Well, I wouldn't say I want to be bald, but I will.

And I couldn't care less..
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Oct 23, 2013 7:38 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
freemind63: Well, I wouldn't say I want to be bald, but I will.

And I couldn't care less..



Good for you too... thumbs up

and another mouse and foreskin rejected...

Jeez, I should a made a poll outta this one.. laugh
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Oct 23, 2013 7:38 AM CST Bald no more..
freemind63
freemind63freemind63Mellieha, Majjistral Malta7 Threads 234 Posts
So, how would it work, will ther be a new-born-baby-boy-foreskin-bank
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Oct 23, 2013 7:38 AM CST Bald no more..
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
Merriweather: Hi bungalow...

So... you are saying yes to the mouse and foreskin job..???


Yep, I want to be like Samsonflex
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Oct 23, 2013 7:40 AM CST Bald no more..
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
In response to: There is a cure to baldness... I found this in our news..

It doesn't seem easy tho...nor very nice...Oh really... does it matter if you are bald...

Basically what happens is a scientist takes a newborn baby boy's freshly-harvested foreskin, and sticks it onto a mouse's back. Then the foreskin, supercharged by the mysterious power of mice, turns into hair, which is then glued onto your head, and it starts to grow. At least this is how I understand it – I never claimed to be a scientist, just a science enthusiast. But what IS important to remember is the mouse: it is a crucial part of the process. I cannot stress this strongly enough: do NOT try to achieve these results yourself at home without using a mouse. You are doomed to failure and humiliation. No doubt the news will see thousands of impatient bald men stapling foreskins to their heads and thinking everything's coming up roses, but it simply doesn't work that way. You need mice, and scientists, and test tubes and beakers and things. Unlike climate change, foreskin-to-follicle transition is something best left to the experts.



This could be like pennicilim discoveredprofessor
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Oct 23, 2013 7:42 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
freemind63: So, how would it work, will ther be a new-born-baby-boy-foreskin-bank



I guess so... uh oh

I was sorta fascinated re the lengths research will go to start hair growing ...grin

I found this article in our abc news.. I don't know if you can view it...



( the story is written by a comedian.)wine
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Oct 23, 2013 7:43 AM CST Bald no more..
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia51 Threads 11,403 Posts
bungallow55: This could be like pennicilim discovered



Absolutely... or even one day... they might discover how to create the perfect sneeze laugh


wave
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Oct 23, 2013 7:54 AM CST Bald no more..
LoriJames20
LoriJames20LoriJames20San Pedro, Corozal Belize1 Threads 1,172 Posts
Am not sure how most men feel about baldness but if its meant to be then its meant to be...........there are women (like me wink ) that find bald men very attractive as well.
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Oct 23, 2013 7:59 AM CST Bald no more..
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
Merriweather: Absolutely... or even one day... they might discover how to create the perfect sneeze


One thing about this treatment the new hair on mice lasted

for 16 days, according to what I watched on TV. So this new

discovery still on diaperscrying
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Oct 24, 2013 9:52 PM CST Bald no more..
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Bald men can be very attractive as long as they are interesting and fit.










flirty
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Oct 24, 2013 10:46 PM CST Bald no more..
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Alopecia (baldness) can be present in men but also in women and there are many causes for alopecia: genetics, infections, hormones, etc…









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